French conservativism. Sounds kinky af. Or probably not really.
“Italian Autism” sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though
Hell yeah, I went with Oiltism.
Disappointment gang gang
Blue cheese not bigoted
My fav kind of blue cheese 😍
Hi (are we related?) I’m blue cheese atheist!
Blue cheese liberal is mine hahahah
At least it doesn’t sound gross? Sorry Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.
Holy fuck, me too! Meet in the barn after horse-work or whatever? :3
Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.
I don’t have cowboy boots, but I’ve got a nice pair of thorogoods! So… Yee haw?
🤠🤠🤠
Vinaigrette Dropout.
I’m Vinegarette No Children.
Greek Queer
Well now I want a Greek queerus – a Greek chorus but like extremely gay.
Caesar Gay
Gay Caesar is an awesome name!
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears!”
This is definitely the name that would be the most successful for an actual stripper
Ranch Born Female
That sounds cursed as fuck, also fuck your parents.
No, don’t
Different from a free range one?
Balsamic Tranny
Mine is Balsamic Childfree.
This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
Miso Fat…
That works way better than it should
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
sigh Russian alcoholic.
French poverty
Great band name.
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I’m guessing it would be “Caesar took too long to get help” which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Italian Existing
Hey! Same, same!



















