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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Trump dirties up 8-bit classics with cringe revamp

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Trump dirties up 8-bit classics with cringe revamp

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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Fox News reports The White House is “rolling out a new website Thursday that will feature classic arcade-style games with a MAGA twist.”

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        Now that’s teamwork

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      Pull a gun on a cop

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        An acorn should be enough.

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          He’s got an acorn!

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    I’d rather play Wolfenstein 3D and kill MechaHitler

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    I didn’t think I could hate it more, and then I saw the screenshot. I fucking hate this whole thing.

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      Also, someone vibe coded all that shit in an afternoon.

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        Absolutely. I work in the industry, and one of my predictions for the coming years is a further commercialization of games as the cost of development falls, either the actual dev or just plain entrance cost. More places will make micro games to sell things, like mobile game ads for every day businesses. I was saying to my wife, I expect politicians and weirder avenues to take up games as a means of engaging with audiences.

        I sincerely hate that this is one of the first examples of what I imagined.

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    A new low I didn’t know was possible.

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      Way lower than 8-bit. This is 2-bit villainy.

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    8-bit favorites, including Flappy Bird… and other classics originals [sic]

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      This story reseasred by ChatGPT.

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      Now that's what I call a distraction from the Epstein files!

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    How about those Epstein files?

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      The files are at the end of the Flappy Bird clone

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      Sitouts: are we a joke to you?

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    https://www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/

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        I didn’t click it either, but now I’m wondering if I’m going to get put on a watch list for not clicking it.

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    I wonder what would happen if someone were to release the exact same games, but Trump and his cronies were the victims.

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