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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Shaving not necessary

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Shaving not necessary

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m an old guy with a long romantic career. When I had this conversation it was about shaving her legs. I understand some young people these days expect full Brazillian, or at least a tidy trim. I suspect this figures into the current segregation of the sexes.

    One first-date purposely did not shave her legs as a disincentive for intimacy, I wouldn’t have minded, but she felt embarrassed over one day’s growth. We were chaste that night, but had a second date.

    Different partners trimmed or shaved completely (some brave women waxed) and I was delighted in all cases. In LTRs, sometimes shaving resulted consistently in ingrown hairs, in which case I insisted please don’t do so on my behalf.

    But then, I was a kid in the 1970s and society was getting accustomed to the idea of being our natural selves, body hair, (armpit hair,) and all. It stemmed, I think, from the hippy movement. It was very live and let live.

    But of course, for the glamour and cosmetics industry, that just wouldn’t do.

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      Don’t forget the hippies all grew up and became Reagan republicans.

      • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        There were loads of boomers who weren’t “counter culture”

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    Once every 1-2 months I take no-guard clippers to it and get everything off but not shaved enough to cause ingrowns. It stays neat for 4-6 weeks then returns to wild bush. Every single time I do it it’s an hour long ordeal but it always feels so nice at the end and I’m like holy shit why didn’t I do this a 1-2 weeks ago??? The airflow + not getting gunk in it is 100% worth the hours’ work every time.

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    I absolutely wouldn’t eat candy with pubic hair on it.

    But I’m a massive hypocrite when it comes to sex.

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      Is that an absolute statement, or in general?

      Like, if some fwll out while you were going to town and got their hair on it, would you pick it back up? Let’s ignore the obvious problems with eating sweets and a partner at the same time for the question.

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        Load your partner up like a candy dispenser. Never know what you might get. Mini butterfingers or King sized snickers.

        Either way you’ll find something out about yourself!

        • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          This is how you get ants.

        • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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          18 hours ago

          Yeah, I could find out what anaphylaxis tastes like

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            17 hours ago

            Dangerously cheezeee.

  • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Hair prevents skin from blocking your nose. It’s basically PPE.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      For those of us in this situation, do they make a sexy nose snorkel? I hate coming up for air.

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        Just got to practice your free diving skills!

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        I swear I’ve seen one at Spencer’s or the like. Gotta do some research.

        Edit: Found it! It even vibrates!

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          Is there even a chance she climaxes while looking at this?

          • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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            I’m not a woman, but if i was one, my vagina would’ve squeezed shut from this pic like it licked a lemon

          • Aneb@lemmy.world
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            Ok but think about if the air flow encountered turbulence and caused the snorkel to vibrate…

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            Wait, she’s supposed to look at me?

            • CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world
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              Right, I’m not sure how much of the face can be seen. Would need someone to research POV angles and adjust for variation in population (height, maybe waist measurements, chest measurements, tongue length, etc.)

              Then make some sort of SFW info graphic explanation.

              On second thought I don’t think I want to know. Might affect my performance, not here for vanity. I’m on a mission from god 🤣

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          Now THAT’S innovation!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If you shave completely, it ends up looking like a battlefield down there. If you trim it nicely, it makes your junk look bigger. Use the same techniques as applying makeup.

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    if i dont shave i itch like hell

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    Ok, but how do you feel about Jolly Ranchers?

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      I understand the reference you are making, and I hate you for it.

    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      With pubic hair?

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    some of us miss the wild beavers

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      Oh they’re out there

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      And the wild wooly mammoths

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        Is this slang for unshaven BBW? Because it really should be.

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          BBC maybe. Not even sure what bbw is

          • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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            Big beautiful woman. A term used by men who prefer a sturdy gal. Like Tom Hanks in Black Jeopardy.

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            Big beautiful woman 🤤

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    That’s how I floss.

    And after workout pussy is the best it’s nice and musky.

    • unitedwithme@lemmy.today
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      I was about to respond, but then I saw your username and left it alone.

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        That dude always has the best comments 😂

        • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
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          I wouldn’t always agree with best, but always memorable.

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      💀

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Waxed or trimmed. Shaved is too rough unless you literally just shaved.

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