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If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.
Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
Most woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.
Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
What are you, a space alien?
I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
I’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation.
What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?
Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
*take a 15 minute flight in my jet to get some fresh bread
Post nudes on 4chan. See if they can tell if they’re real
Carefully photoshop her face in from other pictures of her. Make them both real and fake at the same time.
Post nudes, but with some other woman’s face photoshopped on the body. The greatest troll would be that the nudes they seek are right in front of them, they just don’t know it.
Check myself out nude and then start working on a Norwegian black metal album.
I like all the men chiming in who think that Taylor Swift isn’t hot enough for them. Because I’m sure all the women interested in them are far more attractive than Taylor Swift, which is why they have such high standards.
I mean, people are allowed to have preferences. I also find it hypocritical that the thread OP is acting like everyone else is super misogynistic when his first thought was to check himself out if he was Taylor Swift. Cause my first thought was to do something good with the billion dollars she has. Not that I think she’s a bad person or anything.
Second thought was now I actually have musical talent, so I’d go play all her fancy guitars
You’re such a hypocrite. If a woman woke up with a dick she would immediately jerk off. That’s the least odd part about my post.
Right? And who the hell asked? They just swarmed in.
I mean, she’s unattractive enough that I’d consider not going on a 2nd date if I wasn’t into her on the 1st. Where like a supermodel or whatever, I’d put up with not liking them for several months if she’s into me.
I’m sure many supermodels have been very into you.
Well first I got up I had a piece of toast… then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish.
CLAW-PLACH!!!
Kra???
Taking my top off? It’s what our do regardless of who I woke up as though.
100% I’m masturbating and checking myself out in the mirror while doing so.
Then I’d buy myself all the things I wanted (assuming I wake up in her life and not just her body in my life).
Counterpoint: this is theft. Counter-counterpoint: still okay because she’s a billionaire. But like, imagine waking up as someone normal, and you go and spend all their money. That’d be fucked up.
Those are all valid points. Calling it theft would be a good ethics debate though… Oh she would be getting a bad deal if she woke up in my body, in my life.
why am I seeing Taylor Swift everywhere? Is she running for presidency?
It’s fascist propaganda. It’s not just that they don’t like her endorcing Biden or the conspiracy theories, it’s also good distraction from real issues. It’s working really well too.
Look in the mirror and check out boobies obviously!
Trying to figure out who the fuck I am.
Honestly find how the real Taylor felt about actual issues and her fans as best as possible and then just put it out as a press piece.
No more false figurehead that their conscious only exists as the imaginary paradox of all of their believers. People love to talk on her behalf on how she feels about things and it always seems to agree with them.
I am breaking the swifties and giving a real person to look at and not a mascot.Freak out because I only know one of her songs and I’m about to go on stage.
Presumably im being spooned by that sports man, so Id rip a massive fart on his dick and balls, then go to the dunny.
Transfer all wealth and assets to socialist causes, liquidize what I can and have. Have a stiff drink. Record a video where I declare myself loyal to the anticapitalist cause and the steps I took so far. All houses are now open to be ransacked come and get it.
Then I dunno, turn the swifties into a paramilitary organization that will join the struggle against the capitalist class.
That would be a pretty good day.
Well I would go to the loo then brush my teeth and then have a shower.
You party animal!
You monster! Teeth brushing and shower should occur before sleep, not after! :)
You don’t brush your teeth in the morning too?
Only after breakfast. Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.
