And the negations failed. And the blockade already in place. And way too late. And the princess almost killed. And a sith encounter.
This has to be one of the worst diplomatic missions ever :D
But you have heard of me. Wait, shit, fucked it up
Fuck you for putting the concept of a Jack Sparrow Jedi in my head
Edit:because it’s amazing and now I want it, but it will never occur
“The Jedi feel it’s unnatural, savvy?”
That would be Space Pirate Hondo Onaka
“Worst diplomatic mission so far!”
Where’s everyone thinks the rest of the younglings came from?
They take them as infants.
Government sanctioned. You know. For the greater good.
The real reason the Jedi rarely take strays that can talk in; is because the mind of a toddler is easily molded through the force.
Yup.
Nope. If we follow the lore as intended, the order switched to toddlers after a bloody civil war left a dude in charge that decided attachments are the source of all evil and training in the force should begin before any form of attachment is allowed to take root.
That’s just, like, propaganda.
I mean. Think about it. The Force’s very nuture is connecting all living things, right? The Force is attachment.
“Attachment” is not the same as connection. The concept the Jedi are talking about is the Buddhist idea of attachment. It’s possessiveness, codependency, fear of loss. One cannot be fully connected to anything they’re attached to.
You’ve been misled by the Sith propaganda my friend.
Yea this always seemed like a major plot hole to me. How are the Jedi good if their entire ethos is about isolating yourself from everyone and everything you’ve ever loved or had a connection to?
Read about Buddhism, it’s basically that.
I’m familiar with Buddhism. I also don’t see it as inherently “good,” it just “is.” Which I think most Buddhists would agree with.
On the other hand, the Jedi are explicitly the “good guys” in a very black and white universe.
And it’s very possessive. Yandere type.
The greater good.
SHUT IT!
Based qui gon using the force to bet on the races lmao
Slave kid…not so much…but this kid is so legit broda you won’t believe it when you meet him. Biggest midochlorians I’ve ever seen
“Well would you look at that. Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.”
I want my two Dollars!
Just another day with Qui-Gon. Where do you think Larry learned it from?
Obi was getting a bit to old for priest Qui-Gon.
STOP
Or at least link the Chappelle Show sketch
Why isn’t Qui-Gon in the picture?
