This really feels like an ad
That’s what they said about Seinfeld
In fairness, when my scrawny ass was working refunds and continually hauling water heaters from the front entrance to the compactor in the far back, it was garden that was full of jacked dudes who helped me every once in a while.
Garden and lumber had the best forklift drivers. Building materials and hardware had the jacked dudes from lifting bullshit weight all day.
Me in appliances
🤑🤑🤑🤑
Me in online orders (I do everything): 💪
Smash both
Hell yeah
And they are a couple
Who’s fucking who again?
Yes.
they are dating
Someone draw it
Comma vs hyphen
These are the types of ads that would work on people
this is some real shit
Home Depot will hire only the ugliest, most beer-bellied men and literal 10/10 college girls. There are no in-betweens. Go to your local Home Depot and look.
Sounds like your store’s manager is a pervert. Time to call corporate.
Mine definitely is. The store is full of bears.
Would you rather be stuck on a home depot with a bear or…
Except that they’re literal bears
Sounds like an OSHA violation
This does not apply where I am. May be your store or regional manager influence.
Nicceee
