FYI: Defibrillators don’t start the heart, they stop it.
The heart doesn’t stop in many heart attacks. Instead it just beats erratically and in a way that doesn’t pump blood well. Shocking the heart to stop it (what a defib does) causes the nerve cells to “reboot” and start beating regularly again.
Shocking a victim who’s heart has stopped is useless and automatic defibrillators won’t go off until they’ve detected the arrhythmia.
Hearty restarty
It’s essentially the “have you tried turning it off and back on again” of cardiology.
When I was a teenager my computer survived years of percussive maintenance. All I’m saying is, have doctors tried beating the shit out of their patients?
Mind blown! 🤯
I blame House MD for this common misconception
Yes, thank you, I’m glad you mentioned it here, it doesn’t happen often enough. I mean, it’s even in the name, right? Defibrillator gets rid of fibrillation - the erratic beating!
And hippos aren’t buoyant.
Fun at parties?
Too late
maybe pocket baby
I am literally reading this on my squatty potty (if you don’t have one - BUY ONE)
Pooper scooper -> Poopy Scoopy
I call noodles, long ass rice.
Perhaps my favorite meme ever
Well it’s that or the Action Comics method.
Alliteration for everyone!
I can only read this in Paul McCartney’s voice…
Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
can’t believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
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If they could read they’d be very upset.
I’d have called them chazzwazzers
Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
Brazilian Waxing = Shiny Giny
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie