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minus-squareSerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·5 天前What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up122·edit-25 天前Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-squareInverseParallax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·5 天前Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 天前Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 天前Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 天前 because they dared live close to humans. Poor dumb bastards.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 天前You sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 天前Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 天前Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 天前Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 天前Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 天前Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 天前A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 天前Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 天前All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 天前Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 天前Nah, it just trips into the future
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 天前Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 天前Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos. I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 天前 Does time not fly like an arrow? Does time fly not like an arrow?
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
Nah, it just trips into the future
Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Does an arrow fly at all?
Calm down, Zeno.
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.