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minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 hours agoJesus: You should sell all your possessions. Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was…
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-223 hours agoThey should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus. Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.
Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.
Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was…
They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.
Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.