• Oxysis/Oxy
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      156 months ago

      The poor Onion can only tell actual news stories now

      • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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        76 months ago

        I’d love it if they just went like “man walks nude in white house” and then show a picture of some guy walking around in a white house, focussing on the headline instead of the body of the text

  • IninewCrow
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    6 months ago

    Of course Science has a partisan stance … it stands for the search for the truth and changing your perceptions according to new truths you find or in disproving truths you thought were valid

    None of it is based on how you feel about anything … no matter how wealthy, powerful, religious or intelligent you think you are

  • @Asafum@feddit.nl
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    146 months ago

    “Your liberal science is too biased against what conservatives want to believe, we will only accept Fox News validated results as Honest Truth™®®”

  • TooManyFoods
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    146 months ago

    Politicians built the partisan stances around the science. It’s not sciences fault

  • Jaysyn
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    76 months ago

    All you have to do is prove them wrong. Why can’t you prove them wrong?

  • @wirebeads@lemmy.ca
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    56 months ago

    Science makes Canada even better. America scientists: move to Canada!! We’re way nicer and have universal health care and working human rights eh.

    • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      26 months ago

      Admit it: we’re being selfish. IF we get more smart people fleeing America who then move to Canada, that could sway voting in key ridings and prevent more anti-science platforms succeeding.