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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 个月前

The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

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The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 个月前
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  • Baron Von J@lemmy.world
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    2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

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      I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing

    • favoredponcho@lemmy.zip
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      Linux crosses 4% market share

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    deleted by creator

    • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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      Bruh…

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        deleted by creator

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      exactly; you’ll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrustTM Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:

    Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence 
    
    Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot 
    
    Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
    

    WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!

  • TechnoCat@piefed.social
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    2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Now at 5% usage!

      • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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        I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)

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          It’s at 3.2% on steam

        • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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          5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I’d buy 1%, though, and that’s something.

    • thatonecoder@lemmy.ca
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      You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.

      • TechnoCat@piefed.social
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        I welcome it.

  • NerfHerder@lemmy.world
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    Beans.

    It’ll be fucking beans.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      What about orbs?

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        Bean. Orbs.

    • Zidane@lemmy.ca
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      !remindme 11 years it’s bean time

    • morgan423@lemmy.world
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      The classics never die.

  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    .world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

    • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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      https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer

      There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”

  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

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      Do you have any water?

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        I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

    • DaMummy@lemmy.world
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      What’s your toilet paper situation like?

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        We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

        • DundasStation@lemmy.ca
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          the incident

          Go on…

          • dumbass@piefed.social
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            You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

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              I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don’t do that?

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                Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        356,411 km, give or take.

      • No1@aussie.zone
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        Yeah, that’s what killed the dinosaurs.

        Can you bring them back?

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    There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world
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    • Resplendent606@piefed.social
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      🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.

  • hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.

  • m_‮f@discuss.online
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    The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

    In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036

    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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      Woah, I just posted about Art Bell and was thinking about when I heard about this guy on Coast-to-Coast AM and was trying to remember his name.

  • Christopher Masto@lemmy.masto.community
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    REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.

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    Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.

    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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      And Trump’s health plan should be ready in just a couple more weeks by then

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      Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    Half Life 3

    • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml
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      …got postponed to 2038

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        GTA VII projected to be released in 2050.

  • m532@lemmygrad.ml
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    “European empire declares total war on russia again”

    “Java 47 released”

    “Look at my beans” (with photo of a pot of beans)

    “But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics”

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      Mariah Carey unfrozen for the Christmas season

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