Cool turts don’t look at explosions!
Also, she prob isn’t scared of the fire, she is running away from that sus Mario-looking pipe over there! Run!!
Strong shell and feets for marching!
Video: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=7etv_-Rnub4
Pretty great slip from the anchor saying, “The fire started inside the shell… inside the shed…”
Unmute to hear the tortoise cursing
Scrambling?
It might be hard to see with the speed blur, but the tortoise is in the center bottom of the photo in front of the grass.
You sure SLAMMED Quilotoa with your comment!
(Exaggeration in headline languages is insane these days)
He’s just doing it in slow motion to look cooler.
I’m really surprised no one photoshopped in a Mario with the fire flower
Your tortoise overlords HATE this one simple trick!
Slow news day?
The only witness huh? Sounds like an inside job to me





