I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs
Well… were you?
Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me
If that guy was a pedophile that would be how he would get young me 😂😂
What even is the crime 😭
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Maybe they just forgot to leave a tip…
My dad used to dress up as Piccolo from dbz and beat me in my sleep with his custom made ocarina when I was 22 years old. It always pissed me off because he would call it his piccolo but it wasn’t a goddamn flute it was an ocarina. So when he died 4 years ago I dressed up as Piccolo at his funeral and beat his corpse with that same ocarina. Everyone gave me a standing ovation and clapped so hard a few attendees dislocated their wrists, one even degloved their hand. So when the paramedics came I told them my dad died.
Holy shit, what a roller-coaster of a comment.
Hoooo! Did you understand? Yes / No.
No.
Wait! Fuck! I meant yes! Fuck! Not again!! Fuuuuuuu
Yes, no, maybe so around the corner something something… I don’t get it
Beautiful 😅
polite applause
Gohan? Oh nm, you said 22, not like 4.
Does he take requests? I always loved the song of storms

Go around
Yeah that’s what started playing in my head when I read this.
Du dudu du dudu oh my God a chicken, du du dududu I’m gonna fuq you uuuuuup
Which theme? The title?
Doesn’t matter, let him play! Forrest theme hopefully
Waaaay back in '98, not long after the game came out, I heard someone whistling the Lost Woods theme outside my dorm. It remains the only time I’ve heard someone singing/whistling/whatever a video game tune out in the wild who wasn’t me.

Original Mario theme is often stuck in my head and I whistle it. Happened yesterday leaving the office.
Koji Kondo is a master at making catchy music!
An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day
Of course it matters! Each song has it’s own magical effect!
I mean he can play any if that’s his library. Beats darude sandstorm 🤣
He’s just trying to find the shrine that lets him de-age seven years.
Dude’s making sure the Sun’s on schedule.
They’re looking for a man whose face is blurred in the photo…
In other news all pots where broken in the local area
Shit, that’s where I keep my precious gems!
My city has a guy who walks around playing a trombone on Friday evenings around the bars lol
you need to open the door to activate the quest
#lifegoals
Das Fluten Duten indeed.










