When I was 14 I could probably tell you every player from every team, every shirt sponsor. These days, even as a premier league ST holder, I probably couldn’t name a single player from, say, Burnley. I have no idea who sponsors Nottingham Forest. Couldn’t tell you what colour Man City’s away kit is.

I blame it on the fact that as a 40-something I don’t have time for Panini stickerbooks.

Corrupt in favour of who, or what?

He only got it a couple of weeks ago because Sunak appointed him Foreign Secreatry, which is why in this case the pressure’s on him specifically.

There’s no such thing as the Arsenal Chelsea rivalry

Chelsea-Arsenal love in shocker. Didn’t see that coming.

Welcome to the club

United are the biggest or at the very least in the top 5 biggest clubs in the whole world. Being “only” two points behind Spurs is a weird flex, but ok.

That and your incredibly expensive and talented squad.

For me, it’s (in order) NLD, Spurs\Chelsea and then Spurs\West Ham. I honestly can’t get worked up about other clubs derbys, none of them seem to have the same venom. Apart from South Wales derby, there’s two teams who really hate each other.

This is the most plastic comment I’ve ever read.

Arsenal and Liverpool are still in the race and I’d expect one of them to still be in the hunt around April. Villa and Newcastle will be likely competing for the last top 4 spot rather than mounting anything more at this point. Chelsea might turn a corner but they’ve fallen too far behind but who knows (and I mean turn a corner to compete for Europe, not the title)

As if this weekend couldn’t get any worse…