He said he’s struggling to approach “females”…
All of a sudden my empathy’s on strike.
Wo-men. How hard is it to use the humanizing word?
Edit : my preshot was correct, in the end of the article, it’s reported that he sent unsolicited intimate pics and made fatphobic insults.
The surgery might be expensive, but it will save a lot of money over the years with current fuel prices, as he can go drive a normal car instead of a massive truck. More Americans should do this, especially fElon and diaper Donny.
and that’s just the tip of the matter
that’s the problem, it’s not just the tip, it’s the whole thing!
Michael Phillips said online on Thursday that he needed the procedure to improve his ability to urinate, which is difficult for him given that he is reportedly 0.38in (0.97cm) long when fully erect. Otherwise, he said he must continue to wear diapers for adults with incontinence every day.
This is a compelling reason. Let’s help the guy out. Donated.
Hold up, nobody even asked me
says he has a 0.38in member
Poor guy. I’ve been with women who have clits bigger than that.
The 2-decimal precision of the measurement is also an interesting touch.
I’m glad I’m not him, but if I were him, I think I’d learn from the Sisterhood and get skillful with fingers and tongue. I’d be nervous having anyone chopping on my winkie, for whatever reason, though microsurgery can be amazingly good these days.
You know, it could be worse. I for exemple have a good sized penis but I got 0 action in 10years. I wouldn’t mind trading length for occurrence
is your username about your penis
Poor unused noodle
He must have a HUGE truck
Then there would be nothing special about him :(
How dare this man try steal my story and use it for money making.
I thought guy on the pic was Hasan
Oh, he’s definitely going to do porn after this surgery
Elon figures it didn’t work as a billionaire, but it will definitely work as a trillionaire, because any problem can be solved with money.
I don’t understand why he wears diapers.
Women have even shorter urethras.
Yeah he could just sit.
don’t get why men don’t just sit anyway.
cleaning up piss is gross.
it’s a luxury piss, and I’ll be damned if I don’t sit down and take my time while on the clock.
I’m a large but not huge guy… and if it’s a “normal” (not “elongated”) toilet bowl, I have to stuff my junk down there, trying to avoid touching the bowl where random others probably have; and then the splashback may be personally affecting me.
Tiny, low-flow toilets also don’t save water when I have to use the plunger and flush four times.
valid concerns.
Tiny, low-flow toilets also don’t save water when I have to use the plunger and flush four times.
if your piss is thick enough that it requires a plunger for any toilet, you need to seek either a urologist or exorcist out.
Because it’s fun to piss standing up.
im wondering if it is because unlike women,it doesnt come out of the different hole and probaby more in front of him…which sitting might still help. i dont understand the whole story about needing a diaper
I could see there being an issue if you stopped flow of urine in your actual penis but that is controlled by inner sphincter muscles in the bladder not your urethra.
Perhaps his penis is not the only underdeveloped part of his urinary tract. Maybe his bladder sphincters are also underdeveloped and can’t hold back a full bladder.
I manage to pee without a penis. He, pee nis. Could someone who has one explain why he can’t just sit on the toilet like we do and why it would cause incontinence?
But absolutely support the right of adults to modify their bodies however they want. For any reason or no reason. Hope he gets the result he’s looking for.
Position. With a penis that small, there’s no way to make it aim down while sitting. He would be peeing on the seat more often than not.
This. The first time I was with a lady, I was surprised how much lower things were. A ween that tiny would basically shoot at 90⁰ to the bowl. Probably be difficult to impossible to aim standing. Dude probably pees in the shower a whole lot.
I would think it’s more for improving his ability to urinate cum. Like requiring people to put enough thinking power to it before calling him a perv for wanting an intimate life. Size is far from anything but this size would be very limiting.
Good for him
