Reading some shitsposts about violet’s flings
These are a few of my favorite things
BDSM and double penetration, Violets down with any orientation,
Silver white winters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things
Aww, this was so sweet
They just don’t write songs like they used to.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Just needs a sick beatbox beat “boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”
Pawn shops that don’t ask where I got those rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Greasy and slimy and now I got burns That’s how the rotisserie chicken turns.
I keep telling my hens that if they don’t shape up their acts they’re going right to the spit.
It’s a bluff, of course. They’re layers and I’m vegetarian.
But there’s this one girl that’s got me tempted…she’s not plump, she’s just dumb and annoying. An Americana Idiot.
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Yeah, that was the joke I was going for…cept Americana is like a breed/category of chicken.
And yeah most chickens are dumb (or at least they come across that way), but this girl…she’s exceptionally stupid.
Bopping the bird till it’s not got its wings
This sounds like it should be on The Vandals, “Oi to the world”
Great album.
A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure
I hate most traditional Christmas music, so it is also a classic in my home haha.
brown paper bags tie it all up with string,
protecting my dick from the burning hot sting
Your mom’s familiar with all of my kinks
And son, I’m dad!
Doesn’t even rhyme
is this like the british sauce/source thing? I can’t think of any way to say it that doesn’t rhyme
or like people that say melk?
chicken is /ˈt͡ʃɪkɪn/, kitten is [kʰɪtn̩]. one is -ɪn, one is -n
It does if you sing it.
That guy doesn’t realize you CAN rhyme things with “orange”
