This idea is ridiculous. It’s a complete fantasy that you can just release wolves as the panacea to everything. The real world is more complicated than that.
Some situations require having mountain lions released on them, or possibly bears.
Sometimes I’m reading comments and think to myself “Wow, this fucking dude just made poetry. I wish I could give ya more than my sleazy Like.”
That’s one of them. You, dude, are awesome.
I always said your likes are sleazy, nice to hear you admit it, for once.
Let’s release a bunch of bears and bulls into Wall Street.
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Better try all three with congress, just to be safe
I think all three are needed for the US Congress.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Oh my!
There are certain segments of the population that deserve very poisonous spiders dropped on their heads.
And I’m sure we can also find some work for the snakes while we’re at it.
Nah. I like snakes.
I find having a tiger is useful when confronted by an angry fruit laden mob.

How much of that was blood and vital organs?
Its always lupus.
Trump?
You’re not gonna believe this, but…
Release the Epstein files ?
Release wolves carrying the Epstein files ? Surely Blanche wouldn’t dare touch them then!
Nice try wolves
Therapy?
Ha no, wolves!
Too much food on your plate? Wolf it down.
What if your problem is that you have too many wolves?
Believe it or not, send wolves. We have the most “not too many wolves” spaces in the world, because of having sent in more wolves.

Oh man that beats paying $300/mo for Wolfgovy.
earperks
There really is no better motivator than fighting for your life
Outpost.com best commercials ever. Everyone loves releasing wolves.
Ah, the dotcom bubble, you had some unhinged commercials.
Been saying this for years. Now some clot tweets it and 38 people are all excited like this new.
















