Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoPoseidon whylemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1285arrow-down119
arrow-up1266arrow-down1imagePoseidon whylemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squarepm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down3·10 months agoGet rekt you non-bidet having fucks
minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoBidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months ago“Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”
minus-squarepm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoWhy stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoPoseidon’s power washer
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoI pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.
Get rekt you non-bidet having fucks
Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.
“Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”
Why stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss
Poseidon’s power washer
I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.