Wonkey Bong.
Fuck yes.
Better than my Sonkey Bong
Nope not getting doxxed today 👍
the first 8 digits of your credit card number are your alien name! /s
Aw shit. My alien is 80081355.
Nice 6420N645!
Got 'em!
11001001
Damn, was that a trick? It’s my real name! Now you know I’m from Bynaus and not from earth
Haha, that’s wild.
Hey, what about your pets name and your mother’s maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn’t that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else’s answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.
And just really quick. Who’s your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent 😇😇😇
Just make up initials to make a funny name. Nobody needs to know that your real name is Jeremy Crawford
Omg thats such a Shane Grantham from Shamrock Tennesee thing to say
I’ve been on the internet long enough with the same name that I’m sure you could find me if you wanted.
I’ll be under the name Monkey Long.
I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.
I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.
Oh, dip!
Wonkey Dong. Unfortunately fits pretty well
Cooler than Honkey Dong tho
This is the funniest one in the thread. You win.
Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.
What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?
Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?
We’re all DK
Bonkey Bong. Good shit.
Damn dude you need a club that’s a great name
Pretty sure that company sells lame shirts at Pacsun.
Donkey Song.
Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!
Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don’t have.
Monkey Bong … It’s so me
Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd …
Donkey Cong lol… DC. Not very inventive.
Honkey Tong. Hmm
Sonkey Song
Maybe I’m related to River :-D
If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises
“first consonant”
Oh wow, i totally missed that bit. I really don’t read so good while this sleep deprived it seems.
I only noticed because I thought the same thing at first