CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agoBest friends spend more than 1% on defensesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBest friends spend more than 1% on defensesh.itjust.worksCDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square70fedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-26 months agoCanada and Australia are just our friends, but England is like our parent. Well, I guess they’re also Australia’s parent, too which makes us siblings. Hey, Australia: wanna wrestle?
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoNah, I see England/UK as our ex, and it was a messy breakup.
minus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoAre Germany and Italy and Japan former intervention therapy clients then? And France is an aunt? Nationalism’s weird.
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoMorocco is that weird friend who you fought against in middle school and youve been chill ever since.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoRussia is that uncle that used to be cool, started a cult, went kinda normal after his cult fell apart, but is now neck deep in a plot to destroy you and trying to get the cult going again.
minus-squarekaffiene@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoBest off the cuff metaphor ever
minus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months ago … went kinda normal broke after his cult fell apart…
Canada and Australia are just our friends, but England is like our parent. Well, I guess they’re also Australia’s parent, too which makes us siblings.
Hey, Australia: wanna wrestle?
Nah, I see England/UK as our ex, and it was a messy breakup.
You dated your mom?
Are Germany and Italy and Japan former intervention therapy clients then?
And France is an aunt?
Nationalism’s weird.
Morocco is that weird friend who you fought against in middle school and youve been chill ever since.
Russia is that uncle that used to be cool, started a cult, went kinda normal after his cult fell apart, but is now neck deep in a plot to destroy you and trying to get the cult going again.
Best off the cuff metaphor ever