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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon is suspicious

sh.itjust.works

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Anon is suspicious

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    I’m so sick of how common censoring is becoming on the internet

    • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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      I guess advertisers are at fault. With most youtubers censoring themselves to avoid getting demonetized, it simply spreads to other aspects of the internet.

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        The youngins are going to think that’s just the way it is. Half the comments I make on YouTube are removed. It’s crazy too. Someone being a bully and saying the n word, I reply, gone immediately while the n word comment just hangs out there forever.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          10 months ago

          Maybe you should stop posting dick pics.

          • tux7350@lemmy.world
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            10 months ago

            Well thanks for getting my hopes up. I went into the profile looking for penis and all I got was cat pics D:<

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              Sorry, pussy pics. Mis-typed.

              • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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                You’re brilliant. I didn’t see it at first, but I see it now. Would you like a picture of my penis? Actually, I’m just going to send it. Check ur email.

            • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              You wouldn’t want to see an angry seal penis anyway. Or maybe you would? You dodged a bullet. Or maybe you didn’t?

              I have the most typical penis. Nothing special. I’ll describe it if you want. Just your average everyday penis. Now you’re curious. I’m sorry.

              I’ll describe it.

              Tip like a mushroom, shaft like a stem. Balls where the mycelium would normally be, but not buried. Just hanging out above ground. Mostly black hair, a few grays scattered in. A few inches from an asshole with a prominent hemorrhoid scar. Mostly soft, but occasionally not so soft. Has produced more offspring than is typical. Vasectomy incoming.

              Hope that helps.

          • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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            10 months ago

            Hadn’t thought about that.

        • VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s so weird, I’ve seen people’s comments removed on my videos for totally innocuous things but if you go to any big creator every comment reply is the craziest shit being spammed by obvious bots.

          • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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            Yeah it makes no sense. I figured it was key words, but not that.

            Any time I type words out to add accent it gets removed. Something like, “Mae an muh paw leesuned ta nuthin but cawntry win i’z growin uhp.” Always removed.

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        But there are no advertisers here. Just a lazy OP who didn’t want to spend 1 minute looking for the original image.

        • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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          Yes, potentially. What I’m saying is that there’s a culture of censorship on Youtube, which spreads to other websites, even though they don’t have the influence by advertisers. So Youtube’s culture of censorship is causing a culture of self-censorship in other parts of the web.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      10 months ago

      I meant to put in the notes that the censoring wasn’t mine.

    • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      10 months ago

      I feel like censorship is pushed by Chinese websites like TijTok and lemmy.ml.

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        is this satire? because censoring is everywhere over corpo media (platforms). bad words are not advertiser/family friendly.

        not saying that its not pushed by tiktok and lemmy.ml, but those are by far not the first or only ones

        ow and ofc, puritanism is also at fault (maybe eveb at the core of it)

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      But it could be anything! Try filling it in like a mad libs! “I send her dog pics”, “she sends me pics of her computer”, she tells me she would go behind her boyfriends back and fight me"

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      I guess that saves the post from having to be flagged nsfw. It is annoying, but understandable.

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    We’re in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.

    We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.

    • FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works
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      Removed by mod

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        I think that **** is **** reasonable as ***** ***** don’t ****** ****** or ****** moose.

        • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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          10 months ago

          *** **** dont **** geese either

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            a m**se once bit my sister

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      username checks out

    • 5redie8@sh.itjust.works
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      It really shouldn’t make me as angry as it does lmao

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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      Wait, it’s not just the n-word 3 times!?!?

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        10 months ago

        Nuggies?

        • sadbehr@lemmy.nz
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          ^ An individual of real culture.

        • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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          10 months ago

          Nuggers.

      • LANIK2000@lemmy.world
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        Trading n-word pics is quite self explanatory, but I’d be quite intrigued to learn what the n-word verb is xD

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Thank you for your service.

  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works
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      … I’m old too.

      • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works
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        Guardians of the Galaxy was only ten years ago mate.

        (/s mostly)

        • Klear@lemmy.world
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          …

          Fuck.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      I like getting caught in the rain.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      This is one of my favorite Youtube videos of all time, not just because of the Village People intro but also because Rupert Holmes was so coked out he tucked his sport coat into his pants.

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      This is what I scrolled for!

  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    Anon, she likes you so much that she’s dating you twice.

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      He can fuck her, and he can fuck her on the side.

      • Omniraptor@lemm.ee
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        Yeah I want to read the followup on what happened after he set up a date from the catfish account.

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    I don’t even understand what is supposed to be in the place of censored words. This is idiotic.

    • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Just replace every censored word with dick and it gets the point across well enough

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    If someone had a cheating with someone kink, this is how they could do it ethically.

    • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works
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      As in like roleplay? Or is the information asymmetry still a thing in your brain?

  • Takios@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Why is he mad that your gf would share her plant pics with someone else?

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    If you like pina colladaaaaaas…

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      Babooooooshka…

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    if anon goes through with it he can get both the cheating sex and the reclaiming sex

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      To ensure his not is stronger than his nut

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