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prettydarknwild@lemmy.world · 2 年前

AGD4@lemmy.world · 2 年前

So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I’m learning about it?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Hey, it’s better than the maggoty coconut…

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I did not need that reminder in my life.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca · 2 年前

May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.

Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net · 2 年前

Sigh… Ruin my brain, please. I don’t know this one.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net · 2 年前

I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I’ll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Is that Simon Pegg?

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 年前

Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Ah, yes! The coco nut

Omgarm@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I mean, who hasn’t at this point?

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I haven’t yet! So how was it?

Mac@mander.xyz · 2 年前

Listen, you don’t have to pretend here. This is a safe space.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 年前

Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn’t necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Oh fine. I didn’t return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn’t either.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 年前

AGD4@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.