Look kids. If you wanna get Conjunctivitis, E. Coli, Hepatitis, or Tapeworms, in addition to your STD. By all means keep licking the chocolate starfish. You do you. But you don’t have to censor the word ‘ass’ if that’s your behavior.
What about p😳ssy?
Just make sure she’s cleaning (hygiene AND STDs)
Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named “shitpost” a kitten wanders into traffic.
But what if it’s a clean butt
Look, if you’re trying to make excuses you’re gonna do it anyway. Until you wake up one day with your guts upside down and connect the dots.
I wonder what the statistics on this are. Like we eat pussy and dick just fine, and those things all mix up with the sweat coming out of the ass. I mean usually it’s clean down there, but that’s not always the case.
There was a doctor working in a relevant field commenting about this. I can’t promise I’ll find it, but the bottom line is that there’s no such thing, due to how plain impossible it is to clean properly around the bottleneck. It’s not smooth.
There’s always one more fold is basically the tl;dr
Yea well there’s also poop particles that fly out from your toilet when you flush and spread out across the bathroom and house. You have it on your toothbrush. But only severely immunocompromised people get sick from it. Stop fear mongering assplay.
Not yet
You do see the same words in the same basic order as the rest of us right?
Hope springs eternal
it’s never seeing the kitchen that makes me go to the restaurant again
Seeing the waste disposal area of a woman are what make me want to visit again.
Afk, gonna pass this revelation on to my wife.
There are “boy cooties” that turn you gay and then there are “girl gooties” that turn you in to a chad.
No need to supply a source, we know it’s from that groundbreaking paper from Based University.
This is the prudish comment thread I’ve ever seen in my life.
I’m new to this. Does “shitpost” have to be litteral?
Yes
I feel like I can trust some assholes more than my friends’ mouths. Part of the zeal is when there is knowledge and/or trust that preparations have been made, but I will not deny some folk are too trusting, too quickly. Which, bringing it full circle, is why I don’t trust my friends’ mouths.
Truly the paradox of our time.
I’m the bottom picture for both.
If you don’t tongue kiss the homies goodnight the way you’d tear into an ass we can’t be friends.
Even with my insane sex drive, eating ass is one line i can’t cross
You can say ass on the internet
