Got a tux Norwegian forest cat we’ve named Rorschach. Also goes by “Love Shack” and Shaq

My girlfriend named her cat Neko. I named him Potato.

He often responds to Dumbdumb.

my cat’s name is basically pronounced “cookie”, but gets spelled kouki. found it a pretty interesting name because it means hope and/or happines depending on how you write it, it fit pretty well because i got him to help with my depression. and i think it worked pretty well. he is also very handsome.

Like a person, a cat’s full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.

I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.

My cat’s name is Nancy Reagan. She’s almost lived up to it. And no, she doesn’t like you either and if you try to pet her you’ll get what you deserve.

Some cats have official titles. I had another cat whose title was “Chief Inspector.” He was known to do home invasions and conduct snap inspections of my neighbors houses. He had more friends in the neighborhood than me.