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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    buys cloud storage

    uses it as swap space

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      This is so cursed that I want to try it out.

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        Let me know how it goes, lmao

        • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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          My bet is that simple CLI apps will kind of work but having a graphic environment would just freeze.

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        There was a dude somewhere on the internet that used Google drive for swap space. I’ll see if I can dig it up…

        Edit: link.

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      Or you could use google drive

      • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        Do not speak the dark magiks here boy!!!

    • Avicenna@programming.dev
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      Inngh…need…more…SWAP.

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      deleted by creator

    • blobii@lemmygrad.ml
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      holy latency

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      Tell me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t it be more expensive (and slow) than HDDs even at current prices?

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    Look, I’m not saying I’d gleefully burn Nvidia to the ground. I’m just saying I wouldn’t help put out the fire.

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      I’d piss on nVidia, though.

      Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

      It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.

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    I downloaded more RAM in the 90s. It was a product called RAM Doubler for the Macintosh. At that time memory had to be pre-allocated for applications through a setting in the resource fork, always used exactly the amount you set, and couldn’t grow beyond that. It was static, making it hard to run multiple programs simultaneously. RAM Doubler did wonders to work around that OS limitation.

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      There was a virtual swap space program that I downloaded in the Windows 95-98 era that did something similar. Worked reasonably well, if slowly, but everything was slower back then with computers.

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    https://downloadmoreram.com/ for those who miss the reference (and btw, it’s safe to click the download button, it doesn’t do anything, it’s just a good old school joke website)

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      I got my extra RAM on a floppy! SoftRAM95 baby 😎

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    Magazine Advertisement: What Do You Say When You're Out Of Memory? I need RAM Doubler.
The more memory your Mac has, the more productive you'll be. But forget
about adding SIMMs. RAM Doubler is software that doubles your Mac’s
memory. RAM Doubler does what it says it will do. -Macworld. And you don't
have to open your Mac. Just run RAM Doubler's 15 second installation and
you can run twice as many applications — instantly. May well be the best
investment you make ıhis year, -MacUser. You'll agree. Buy RAM Doubler
today and double your RAM with one click. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
RAM Doubler is available wherever great software is sold (SRP $99) or call
us at +800-950-5880, Ext. 280.
CONNECTIX

    (version 2.0 could triple your RAM)

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      Use with caution.

      Back in the day, I used this multiple times. It was all good fun at first, but after a few dozen times, something went wrong involving a black hole and the destruction of the universe. And what’s worse, after I rebooted the universe, I still had issues. Harambe got killed and then humanity was shunted to the bad timeline. Still looking for a fix.

      Just FYI, don’t double your RAM too many times in a row without taking into account the mass-energy content of all that RAM.

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        You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth: it’s all this guys fault the world sucks.

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          Sorry, I just wanted more RAM.

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            You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now

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            Don’t we all now?

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        … Reed, is that you?

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zswap

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      At least this looks like it actually tried to do something.

      There was similar software for Windows, called SoftRAM. Turns out it didn’t actually do anything. Their driver was just sample code from Microsoft, and the app reported fake RAM savings.

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    What’s peoples issue? I’ve been talking to AI and had my agent code me some more RAM. Unlock your PCs power for free and follow me for more tips.

    /s

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    sudo apt install systemd-zram-generator

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    sudo mkswap /swapfile 64G

    Problem?

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      Yeah, storage prices also suck :-(

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    $ zramctl
    NAME       ALGORITHM DISKSIZE  DATA COMPR   TOTAL STREAMS MOUNTPOINT
    /dev/zram0 lzo-rle      62.6G  2.8G  972M 1011.4M         [SWAP]
    

    Already did

    • lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Based zramctl. Makes my 8GB RAM system run like I had 12 GB, which is quite significant in this new internet world where opening a second tab in a web browser costs almost 600 MB.

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      What’s the use case over RAM or disk swap? It’s compressed but faster than SSD? Hmm. That could help in distinct use cases…

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        Yes, it’s basically faster than disk swap but uses some CPU cycles. The compression algorithms involved are very fast on modern CPUs so in some sense it’s “free RAM”.

        I set mine to almost 1:1 my physical RAM, because the way it works is that the zram disk size (62.6G there) is the amount of uncompressed data allowed on it, and the compression on real-world data is almost always at least 50% – so if the zram device fills up, it’ll be using something like 32G of physical memory. I’m yet to hit real-world usecases that would have tested these limits though, and the defaults are much more conservative.

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      I prefer zstd but your data shows that even the algorithms with less compression efficiency do quite well.

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    DiskDoubler and DriveSpace vibes

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      Funny thing is, memory compression is now built into the Mac’s OS.

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        We back to the 80’s baby!

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    At this point I’m not even above buying a PC/laptop from Amazon, pulling the RAM then returning the whole thing…

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    I would down load massive Ram. And then I would download a Car!!!

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      Once you’ve downloaded a massive Ram, your next download should be a massive Sheep, so you can create your own supply of fresh Rams.

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        You’ll be shocked to learn that I have already downloaded a Mastodon!!!

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    Plz seed I’m at 93% I want RAM plz /s

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    I downloaded more RAM and now my pc is screaming in Russian

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      You mean our pc comrade…

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    I’ll image and share my swap partition, if anyone’s interested

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