Our agile team has 600 scrum meetings an hour.
I hate that sentence so much 😄
gotta keep the scrumlord happy
HE FEEDS ON TIME
Clearly AI is building it.
He’s probably a few minutes away from finding out that not all of him made the trip.
[looks down, then back up]
Gulp
Why is my skin turning yellow?
he is liverless 😨
You know, it makes sense they call it a liver because you’re gonna have a tough time livering without it.
I’m putting a curse on your entire bloodline that they keep finding loose change inside things. Fuck off with my upvote.
May we all receive de-liverance from such a fate.
Given it’s trained on our attention-shortening data, when will AI start suffering from short attention spans?
150 years will do that.
75 years ago computers barely existed.
“We started working on it 130 years ago…”
They told Claude code to build it.
I’m really glad I thought of that first, and then I used the machine to go back in time and invent intellectual property law and secured the first patent.
I mean, I’m actually not the first, but I’m the first who thought to tell Claude “no changes or take backs”
Edit: I also had to tell it to make it unhackable, of course. Obviously.
