But I get to be a Lord you say?
My liege 🧎♂️
Thank you, thank you. It is I, Lord of the Penile Colony as doth decreed by Jimbabwe.
I believe that means you’re entitled to land. In your case, I’d assume it’d be a… penile… colony
Lord of the penile colony? I’ll take it, still a Lord.
Whenever you passed or failed such a test, an alternate reality branched off of that point and so canonically there is an alternate version of you with different sexuality. In some realities you are a self loathing republican who goes on grindr at night
Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Gayness
As a pansexual, I choose men more often than women. Does that mean it’s a choice for me? 🤔
How bout you choose deez nutz

You have chosen wisely

My wife is gay now because I showed this to her and she said what
What?
Oh shit, time to chuck cock down my throat again!!!
This is also how they turned the frogs gay. Just went to a pond and said “Gayfrogsaysribbit”
Ribbit
Damn it fooled again
I said “what” and now I’m a hotel chain.
“help help i’m being repressed!”
Actually lol’d. I remember this shit.







