But did he add powdered milk to it to get more milk per milk?
Could have just bought Original Bulgarian Miak.
stuff is pretty powerful.
My lactose intolerance is giving me tummy aches just looking at this.
Would colostrum be 200% milk?
Wouldn’t it become 99% milk the moment it touches his saliva?
No, that’s the problem with making 100% milk that he solved: the milk transforms any liquid it touches into more 100% percent milk, so it is truly 100%.
Ah, milk-9.
milkgoo
strange milk.
Also what happens when milk gets old.
It retires and goes on to live the rest of its life in Thailand.
Wouldn’t it be just fat?
Basically, id imagine it would just be like regular butter, no water and all the milk solids that would normally be in the buttermilk
It would, yes.
He’s pretty clearly drinking 100% milk
Yeah, he’s drinking butter.
No, fat isn’t milk.
Not with that attitude
This exists. It’s called ghee.
What about condensed milk?
Ghee? As in ghee butter? That doesn’t sound like mad-scientist-developed 100% milk to me.
Checkmate. Glad we clarified that
The percentage listed on milk is the percentage of fat.
100% would be 100% fat – which is basically butter.
Which is also good to just eat straight up.
The comic itself is making a play on words, and I am playing along with that play on words. I thought it was clear enough to declare the mad scientist thing.
do people really think it’s % of milk? it’s fat
That’s the joke, goober.
i’m not your goober, doofus >:[
um aksully, when the milk is fat it’s called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it’s 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You’d think it’s 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn’t go into the 2% hole becomes “Whole” milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don’t even get me started on skim milk. They don’t even have milk in that milk.
For internet sarcasm reasons, this is a joke.
Oh fuck I thought it was “hole milk.”
You wish!
And don’t even get me started on hoe milk.
No but its funny to pretend otherwise
That’s exactly what my archenemy would say. Now prepare to meet your end
understandable, have great day
People think a LOT of things
I think my grandpa sticks his dick in the milk when nobody is home.
No way!
He does it when people are asleep, but technically they are present.
I’m allergic so I have no clue what the percentage is in relation to. Could be the chance of following our former prime minister and shitting myself in a maccas.
The scientist has created 100% milk. No ambiguity, just milk
would that give me super powers?
Pure milk fat? Your super power will be explosive bowel movements.
Your bones will be indestructible. The rest of your body might be too frail to bear such power, though.
So it’ll turn each and everyone into Bruce Willises
Obviously: it’s made him bulletproof. Who knows what other powers he’ll have when he finishes chugging
Either that or diabetes.
Probably
Dio “reject my humanity” vibes.
