Mine is that I pour the milk before the cereal. people are always extremely confused by that.
I eat kiwis with the peel
Australians are next
Do you remove the feathers?
Of course not, that’s where most of the fibre is found. I’d avoid the beak though.
The skin is also delicious, like a concentration of sourness mixed with satisfying resistance to my bite.
You’re going to eat Australians with the peel??
I open bananas by pinching the bottom instead of ripping at the top (because it works better) and people act like I’m insane.
That is how apes open bananas too.
Not that I’m implying anything of course.
See? The experts agree with me. Your bananas are upside down, not mine.
As someone who also has to argue about how wrong everyone else is…
I always tell them to imagine the iconic ‘slipping on a banana peel’ joke. Sometimes I make them draw it.
If you peel from the stem, it would never look like that. We have so many references that I challenge anyone to show me any media from any time period that shows the banana opened from the stem.
People learn the stem way as children because it’s easier with limited motor skills and just never give it up.
I looked into this and was unable to find quality evidence of such. I also open my bananas from the bananus
bananus
This shit is bananas.
Technically, humans or homo sapiens sapiens are apes.
I break bananas in half instead of peeling them
You still have to peel them off right?
You just squeeze them like a gogurt
Technically you’re opening from the top.
In a hand yes.
In a tree it’s the bottomEdit; No, I was wrong. Stick part always down
Incorrect, bananas grow from the stem upwards making the stem end, where most people open them, the bottom, OP opens their bananas from the other end.
Huh TIL thanks
How does this work with that nasty little stump at the bottom of the banana? (Which everybody knows is pure poison… TIL: AKA the ‘bananus’)
Easy to discard or no?
I slice it a bit above the bananus and when you peel it it comes right out. Easy peasy
Yeah, it’s easy to discard if a little bananus bothers you. But I ain’t a’feared.
Also, I’m usually making smoothies so it’s not much of a concern.
Pro Tip: another advantage of peeling the gorilla-approved way is that you don’t have to separate them when peeling multiple. I usually eat a couple one-offs while the bunch is ripe and then, before the rest get brown and mushy, peel the rest to freeze for smoothies or banana bread or whatever. You can just peel several from the bananus side and save the step of separating them.
I worked in a restaurant that served Bananas Foster so that’s actually a pro tip. You may never have to quickly peel a whole bunch at once but cooks, busy parents, smoothie artisans, etc. frequently do.
It’s how the other great apes do it too, which as far as I’m concerned is pretty much the end of the issue. It really is one of those things where there’s a right and wrong way to do it.
I run my thumb up the middle splitting it into 3 slim bananas.
I set my clocks on 24 hour time. Usually gets a comment when they see it.
Started doing this since my very first watch. 24 hours in a day, why cut it in half? What is 12am or 12pm idk which is afternoon or midnight
I finally managed to learn am/pm after working with brits for years, but every time they said “after midnight, past midday” as if it made it easier to remember, I just responded with “after midday, past midnight”
Wtf does this mean. I’m so confused. Somebody please explain
“after midnight, past midday”
AM, PM. It actually means ante meridiem and post meridiem, Latin for “Before Noon” and “After Noon,” but the above also works and is in English.
Latin for “Before Noon” and “After Noon,”
I’m going to start using BN and AN, just to confuse people.
It’s terrible as a mnemonic though. “After” and “post” both mean the same thing, and the other words both start by M.
13h is pm, but sometimes people are confusef about 12h00 tops! If 12h01 is pm then 12h00 is pm too, or as said, as fast as it’s 12 it switches.
If clocks had been invented by computer scientists, there would be no 12, it would be 0.
TIL people have to learn how to count the 24 hours in a day as 24 rather than 12x2.
I still have to think twice when someone says something about single digit hours and somehow mean afternoon. We even have an expression in my language for the nightly hours after midnight, they are called ”little hours”.
I remember it as the _M changes the moment it hits 12. So if the rest of the day is PM, the moment it hits 12(for noon) it swaps to PM. In the same way, the moment it hits midnight, it swaps to the morning hours of AM.
'Murica
It kinda bugs my wife, but I still prefer it to 12 hour. My car, my time format.
Same here. I sometimes get momentarily confused when I see 12-hour digital clocks now…
This is anti-confusing.
French here, you can come viqit anytime and the only thing we might notice is that you’re using clocks the right way ™ :D
The real art is doing it with an old grandfather clock.
My job uses 24h/UTC time a lot. Love the 24h time, everything I can set to it that I use is on that format. Can’t set the coffee machine or microwave to 24h time.
UTC? Hate it. Too much math that changes with the time change and your time zone to get to UTC. Thankfully wearables and phones will often let you have multiple clocks visible.
I do the exact opposite. I think 12h clock is the only way of measuring things americans got right.
waiting in line when there are self checkouts available. I just dont like doing it.
abandoning self checkouts because the machine is yelling at you and the workers are busy elsewhere. they say self-checkout lane 7 is still blinking to this day.
Funnily enough I tend to find that if you just pick up your bags and walk away a member of staff is arrives pretty quickly. Wild, right?
“Remove item from bagging area!”
"Please wait, help is on the way… "
I like the interaction.
I use the self checkouts specifically to avoid interaction.
yo I fucking hate that rude robot lady
When eating pizza at a restaurant with a fork and a knife I start cutting bite size triangles from the center of the pizza, it’s pure chaos and people lose their mind when they see me haha
I love this. I hope you also do it in an ever widening spiral?
Chaotic-natural !
I read the second half of this in Heath Ledger’s joker voice
I “fold” my socks by putting one sock fully into the other sock (picture wearing 2 socks on 1 foot). This way they are together and they don’t get stretched out.
People see you doing this? Are you organizing socks on the subway…?
Some of us poors fold our clothes at the laundromat.
Its hard coming up with ideas to keep my OnlyFans fresh.
Nobody has asked me questions about that
I buy 30 pairs of the same socks, so I don’t have to sort or fold.
Thank you!!! There are dozens of us!!! Saves on space too
I don’t get it. You do that as opposed to … what? Isn’t that the way to do it? You put one sock into the other and then kind of fold them in on themselves.
Some people put them next to each other and fold the top inside out over the ‘pair’ rather than put one inside of the other.
I don’t fold them in on themselves, that stretches them slightly and I don’t like it, I just put one sock all way down into another sock, like the 1 sock was wearing the other sock!
I sigh loudly. Not vocally, but I take in a deep breath and then release it quickly. It’s a tension release to me kinda like yawning but everyone around me seems to think I’m upset or frustrated when I do it.
I sigh normally for the same reason, and people react similarly.
Ever since we were graced with COVID-19, I frequently find myself taking deep breaths and exhaling as you described just to see if my lung function feels right. Realizing now that I don’t even need to be infected with COVID-19 for it to have a significant impact on my mental health.
Me too!
I hate it!
I do the exact same thing. Back in highschool people used to point it out or look at me weird or assume I was upset. My boyfriend asks me “What’s wrong?” and I respond with “Uhh…nothing?”
I’ve done it for as long as I can remember and it feels like it relaxes my nerves.
I don’t listen to anything while driving
I’d go crazy if I were trapped alone with just my thoughts for that long.
That’s why I’m doing it. I think it’s healthy to sometimes take time to just sit with your thoughts and be bored. I find driving to be a good moment to do this. For the same reason I’ve decided to not use my phone when queuing either.
This is highly relatable to me as I’ve gotten older. I find it more concerning that others can’t live with their own thoughts and feel it’s necessary to drown them out with constant noise.
Never taken transit? (Without some headphone device.)
We’ll that’s when I’m on social media…
No motion sickness?
No, motion sickness.
I’ve been doing that for many years to the point that people don’t like to drive with me. Actually kinda nice since most people would rather just drive than ride with me
Brits seem to really love when I heavily salt tea and heat it in the microwave. I top it off by saying “Cheerio! Pip pip!” in my best southern drawl.
Don’t know why…
I think they’re amused at the person rather than the action. There’s a better chance of finding rocking horse shit than a Brit truly saying “Pip, Pip”, unless they’re from the US or an actor in a 1950’s black and white WW2 themed budget film.
I had a friend who used to say “pip pip”. I also think you missed the joke.
I’ve had several people comment on the way I tie my shoelaces. I can’t even remember how to do it the “normal” way, but I use that knot that takes about half a second where you make both loops at once and pull them through each other.
That’s a better knot as well. Holds together better comes apart without risking turning into a small tight knot and is balanced to keep one lace from getting more fatigued.
It’s the same knot (square knot) unless you’re comparing it to someone who’s ties their shoes wrong.
Edit: also, the quick-tie knot OP is talking about is called Ian Knot or Ian’s Knot. It’s a square knot but tied faster.
Either a square knot or a “granny” knot will work. A lot of people don’t know the difference, but it’s actually a pretty important distinction in different types of rigging because a square knot is so much stronger and more secure.
Granny knot will come untied easily so it only kind of works. Most people who use granny style probably double it up because they get sick of re-tying their shoes all day.
I knew about square knots from when I was a kid but didn’t make the connection between those and shoelaces until much later in life. My hands still aren’t used to reversing one direction from something I’d been doing my entire life.
I guess I should be better at it by now but I rarely wear shoes tight enough to require tying them. Maybe that’s my weird thing for this thread.
The risk of the knot becoming a real knot (it’s more like a pair of slip knots normally) is from the loose end winding up going through one of the loops before you pull it. If you pull the one that went through the loop, you get a tight knot. If you pull the other one, it won’t be so tight. And that can still happen with this improved method.
I’ve been doing that for ~15 years and almost no one has commented on it :<
That’s probably better knot anyway. Most people don’t even realize they tie their shoes with a so called granny knot. The loops are supposed to sit horizontally, not vertically or at 45 degree angle.
I’ve always disliked tieing my shoes but I just made myself learn this knot and I love it
I only tie my shoes the first time I wear them. Double knot it and just slip-on/off.
Heathen.
Yours is apparently the proper way.
I did that knot in front of a shoe saleswoman and she commented she had never seen anyone do that before. Asked me to show her again how I did it.
I too eat kiwis with skin, but apparently stranger is that I eat the whole apple, starting from the bottom working up, core and all.
You what to a kiwi?
It’s self-evident. I’m not attracted to people without skin, regardless of nationality.
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Relax, he’s not talking about Kiwi people, he means the bird
All the flavor is in the head.
Apple seeds contain cyanide and amygdalin.
That’s good, right?
Depends on what you’re trying to achieve
Gradual immunity
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I started eating whole apples after I met someone who does. He said: “Why not? I don’t have to throw away the core then!”.
Ever since then I ate the whole thing.
Absolutely disgusting. You’re supposed to go top to bottom!
Wrong. Bottom to top you get the stern to better hold the last couple bites.
Might start trying this.
ya know how you can like look at a light, like the sun or a light bulb, and as you move your eyes around you an kinda make shapes like whirling your eyeball around to make a circle with the light ?
well I do that but instead of just with lights, I do it with normal objects in my field of vision, and I do it really fast.
to the observer my eyes balls look freakishly fast moving, but to me I am making your head into a big star shape over and over again.
I have no idea what you’re talking about…
If you look at a light, when you blink there is a shape that appears.
For example, look at a light for a couple seconds, then look at the cover of a book dead center of your vision and blink. You may notice that it’s hard to immediately read the text, due to something missing in your visual field.
OP is saying they are able to imprint objects on their field of view, the same way they do with light.
Can you make your eyes shake left and right too? Or is that what you mean? There was a sub on the R place devoted to that, /eyeshakers I think.
yeah left right up down, all over in varying ways. well thank you for pointing me in the direction of others - maybe it’s not so unique after all. buuut I’m not going back to R place for some oculolinctus tomfoolery.
I can do that, I was envious of a family member who could do it when I was young and somehow taught myself to be able to do it. Though I always called it “vibrating my eyes”. I can’t maintain it indefinitely unfortunately
Your eye flurry buddies must be living a great life
Leaving noobs to die in their dumb situations while I full clear my jungle.
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I use my indicators when reversing out of a parking spot. It’s the way I was taught, and it makes sense to me, but apparently it’s weird.
I do too. It makes sense I think, that flashing light could be the difference between a car noticing you or not if the timing is otherwise perfect for a crash.
Even better… reverse park.
Yeah I hate having easy access to my boot as well
Yeah, everybody loves it when you clog up the lane slowly backing your car in.
Fuck 'em.
Kind of like the way you do while backing out?
No, since there’s much more room while backing out.
It’s the exact same parking slot no matter which way you’re driving in/out.
I disagree that it overall takes any more time no matter which way you park but one thing is for sure and it’s that backing in is safer. It’s way more common for people to get hit by a car that’s backing out of parking slot that by one backing in. You can’t see your surroundings when backing out because of the cars on your both sides but I can see the entire parking slot when I’m backing in.
It’s faster to drive forward into a parking spot than to back into one. It’s also faster to back out of a parking spot to back into one. Therefore, it’s never faster to back into a parking spot.
Skill issue
How’s that work?
A driving lane has significantly more length and width than a parking spot.
You know what I hate? People using their hazards to indicate that they’re loading/unloading. You can already indicate towards the pavement to do the same thing and it actually says “hey I’m just pulled in here” instead of using the “something’s gone wrong” lights.
Eh, I can understand it though. Say you pull over to the right, have your right blinker on, someone behind you will not see the left light lit up, and if you are already stopped your brake lights aren’t on.
With hazards, the full car is displayed.
If it’s coming from a place of safety I think it’s sensible. I so don’t see it as particularly dangerous to adopt, other drivers slow down at most and see you and ignore you at least
That said, if we’re coming from the place of safety, usually these instances the person should just fully park instead of pulling over with hazards.
People act like I’m a monster for eating kiwis in their entirety. Not just the skin, but even the … Stump? Whatever the hard end but is called that presumably attaches it to the tree. It’s just extra fiber!
Legs and beak too???
Even the nest.
Isn’t that the stem? Or have I been calling it wrong all this time?
Stem sounds more accurate than my choice of words. But what do I know - I’m a kiwi-skin eating monster.
That’s the kiwinus I believe.
Okay, that’s definitely what I’ll be calling it from now on. I almost want to buy some to eat at work just so I can say I’m eating kiwinus.
