If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.
Terrible, absolutely terrible. A well earned uptoot
I get what you’re doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:
Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?
Steamed Hams.
You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?
🎶Hooooot pockets🎶
That’s no sandwich! It’s a calzone!
There’s not a goddamned thing wrong with a hot ham and cheese.
Lazy cubano.
Grilled cheese, maybe? Meatball sub?
Grilled cheese
Microwave
Noooo 😭
See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.
And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.
I see, I see. If you nuke a sandwich do you get a trinititewich?
Fine, Dad, you can have the upvote.
What do you think the rotating plate is made of?
Sandwiches that got too hot.
I remember when I was a small child during the summer my brother and I would stay home and we would often make a bologna and cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It was not good lol.
Shake. Shake? SHAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Having a glasswich is a definite downside, but it’s a humorous one. A silly-con, if you will.
