Felony
Chlamydia
“My daughter has been just itching to meet you!”
I can’t remember what radio program it was but some language researchers were talking about a survey they did of how pretty (I can’t remember if if was specifically medical) words are and they mentioned that a lot of people find the word Chlamydia very pretty
Vendetta
Omelette is a good name for a cat
Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.
Valencia hits close. Or Violeta.
Bidet
Honestly, Seven isn’t a bad sounding name.
Seven of Nine is the real deal
The borge just want to be cylond
It’s like Sven but you’re uncomfortable with having the v right after the s
Anomaly
Incontinentia
Incontinentia… Incontinentia Buttocks.
catastrophe
As a cat’s name
Listerine.
Listerine is already named after Joseph Lister
What about Glycerine?
Cashew
In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.
Mac, Dame, Cady, Mia, Addy
Holy shit that’s one versatile name
Or Maca, Maci, McDamia, …
And it’s also versatile regarding variations. Macadamien if we stick close to “real” names, Macadamio if we get a bit more creative, or Macadamius/Macadamias if shit gets really freaky.
I think I just really like the “Maca” sound :D
Filbert
Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.
My answer: Asbestos
I’m trying asbestos i can!
Xanax
I’m kinda surprised Elon didn’t name Vivian that.
Keta Mine Musk, or just Keta Musk would be a better fit for Elon IMO
Edit: I hope he’s not secretly on Lemmy, I don’t want to give him ideas to ruin the lives of his kids even more.