• @apftwb@lemmy.world
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    513 months ago

    Just think of all the additional years of diligent service our Congress members can offer us!

    • FaceDeer
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      23 months ago

      Ah yes, we shouldn’t do research into a condition that harms literally everyone because there are a handful of people we don’t like who suffer from it.

        • Echo Dot
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          63 months ago

          Not if you don’t live in the US. Everyone’s going to be immortal except you guys.

        • FaceDeer
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          03 months ago

          That’s how all medical advances work, they are expensive when they are first developed and then over time they generally become cheaper as patents expire and processes are refined.

          Once upon a time only a handful of people could get insulin to treat their diabetes. When it was first discovered you had to process huge numbers of pancreases to extract enough for one person. Should we have opposed research into treating diabetes because only the rich would be able to afford it?

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    373 months ago

    Oh cool, so the average age of Congress will be able to reach into the 100s now! Sick! I can’t wait to die on the job so our democratically elected leaders can watch over my kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids.

    • murmelade
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      3 months ago

      Hah! Running with this thought in a more optimistic path, perhaps 50-100 more years of psychological maturity is exactly what’s required for our leaders to reach a more benevolent state.

      • Øπ3ŕ
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        33 months ago

        Can we please leave them to stew in their prenatal vats until then, though?

    • LughOPM
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      -13 months ago

      “our” democratically elected leaders

      You know the internet isn’t just made up of Americans, right? (E.g. I’m Irish & the other 2 mods of this site are Indian & English.)

      Why not try and see developments from a global perspective?

      • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        203 months ago

        Capitalism is a global phenomenon, and India, England, and Ireland are not immune to it. Who do you think is actually going to benefit from a “cure for aging,” given the level of global inequality that exists in the world? Are the impoverished workers in the global south going to see the benefits of a “cure for aging” should one ever come around? How would such a cure even be distributed, and who will be responsible for distributing it? Surely it won’t be me or you. I mean, come now, look at what is going on in the UK with their relentless assault on the disabled. Globally, we can’t even distribute existing medical treatment in an equitable way! There are still massive COVID-19 outbreaks globally; countries in Africa are still being ravaged by it with very little access to necessary vaccines, still, 5 years on. When I say “our” democratically elected leaders, I am thinking globally. India is run by a bunch of “democratically elected” fascists currently. So is the UK, so is the USA, and there is a nice little far-right movement brewing in Ireland, isn’t there? How long until they become the dominant political force there?

        These kinds of “developments” go one of two ways. They either become mothballed because they have no “viability in the market,” aka they’re not profitable, or they become priced so high and gatekept so thoroughly that the only people who can access them are those who sit in Elysium.

      • Øπ3ŕ
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        23 months ago

        If you presume Fascism® is somehow a uniquely 'Murican product, you’ve got some history to read, oppressed. 🙇🏼‍♂️🥲

  • @SunshineJogger@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    A cure to aging would sound much better if the current society were not so fucked up.

    If this works it will get clained by the rich elite and fuck everyone else

  • @lol_idk@lemmy.ml
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    163 months ago

    They can get more years of service out of us while charging us for this miracle drug. We’ll have to keep working to afford our medical bills

  • Øπ3ŕ
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    133 months ago

    Don’t worry, fellow plebs! I’m sure the ruling class’ll let us have some.

    • IAmLamp
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      333 months ago

      Could someone get to work on curing stupid first? Then we can work on the aging part.

    • FundMECFS
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      23 months ago

      Plenty of underfunded extremely disabling illnesses to spend money on instead of “curing” aging to fulfill rich able bodied people’s fantasies.

      • @blarghly@lemmy.world
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        103 months ago

        Idk, I’m not rich and id like to stop getting older. Hell, if I could just stay my current age and then die of cancer in 30 years, that’d be great.

    • Øπ3ŕ
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      Sir/Madame Trebuchet, your cousins of the weighted blade are already a tried & true solution to aristocrat aging.

      Also, I think I just found the name for my new anarcho metal band — if you’re available to fill in on timpani/kettle drum, et al.

    • FaceDeer
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      13 months ago

      Do you think it is not a widespread or harmful condition?

  • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    103 months ago

    I don’t know that I want the current elderly generation to live longer. Can we hold off on this for… Idk, say, 15 years until they all die off naturally?

      • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        13 months ago

        I already don’t like voting. I’m pretty sure most millennials only vote because there’s generally one insane option, and one complete lunatic option, and we just want things to get worse as slowly as possible.

        Give us anything that resembles rational and we’ll just let the next generation take the reigns.

  • @reksas@sopuli.xyz
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    103 months ago

    what happens if you take it and then stop? Since it adds somekind of antibody, what if it starts replacing/ degenerating your bodys natural system and you get some horrible withdrawal effects if you stop taking it?

    Imagine having to pay subscription to stay healthy / alive