"Period sex, period sex. Put down a towel, let’s party til it’s dry, with some period sex… "
Sex: You put the towel down so there’s no wet spot after.
Never understood the movie depiction of doing the deed and then just rolling over and going to sleep
Like what the fuck you are getting cum all over your doona
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Counterpoint: We are on a shitposting com.
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Jokes about them can be funny, but dark humour is always a tightrope walk
That’s up to the mods
You mean adult males who still treat sex like they were in grammar school?
Period haver having a heavy period and don’t want to stain the sheets if they leak
this struggle is real. At least 1 day a month an accident will happen
Jinx confirmed
WAP?
In slang, WAP most famously stands for “Wet-Ass Py*,” popularized by the explicit 2020 song from Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
Wet Ass Python?
from women import python
Make that runtime interpreter weak
Wet ass py-star?
YUP
So Ben Shapiro isn’t the original artist? Lame!
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Somebody took a shower, sat on a towel on the bed, and then stood up? 🤔
Not sure about the blur line on the pillow though…
I could understand the individual components but all together like that, idk
Edit: oh oops. I thought that light gray pillow peeking out was some kind of neck roll for neck support. Lol. This must be for shark week sex.
You think this person has their name monogrammed on their pillow cases? Maybe their address in case the pillow gets lost?
squart
could be that someone has the night sweats something fierce
when I was on antianxiety pills, I’d get the night sweats so bad, I would wake up drenched and my side of the bed would be soaked
I thought about sleeping on a towel a couple times
Someones trying to avoid sleeping in the post coital wet spot
Someone did evilaths on the pillow?
