You should get it fixed quickly, before your baby gets Down With The Sickness
I don’t think she’s disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.
Uh, wrong band. The baby could be falling away from me, though.
Oops, my bad. But I bet she likes Chop Suey!
Dude, that’s Nirvana 🤦
No. System of a Down.
Whoosh
For now, she’s Got the Life.
She’ll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.
Right now!
James? Here!
Kieran? Here, Miss!
Korn? RRRRRRRRATN AAAAHHH TN MAAHHHHH OOOOHHH YATTANAH HOOOO REE ATTNN YAAAAA, Miss!
AROOOM BABAH DOOM BABADEDAH
That was Twist, not Freak on a Leash :-)
The fact that it is possible to hear the difference even when written is amazing :)
fun fact: my gf weirdly loves twist but hates freak on a leash (she does not listen to metal)
It is a pretty fun song!
Why are people confusing Disturbed with Korn? At least make some joke about this sillyness
Yeah, the amount of likes on jokes referencing Disturbed is really grinding my gears. They don’t even sound that close (by Nu Metal standards that is)
Because they are posers and dweebs and obviously lack jncos
#jncos4life
They’ve got an even more extreme example:
Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.
That’s probably what the newborn sounded like for the nurses to assign that name.
Maybe because they both featured a weird growling-rant vocalization? I don’t know, both were nails on chalkboard to me but easily distinguished
Top tip for everyone who can’t pierce the wall of noise metal seems to throw at the listener: Most people are really hardwired to listen to the vocals and take the rest as “background”. Try to get away from this. Most Metal bands treat their vocals as another instrument among many, so they are weirdly embedded into the band which clashes with most other genres. To ignore the vocals a bit more: Try to listen to the drums. When you managed that (takes just a few seconds usually), try the lead guitar (or the rhythm if you’re feeling groovy). I won’t claim that you’ll suddenly have an epiphany and love metal (or that you even should strive to love metal if you don’t want to, tastes exist for a reason!), yet you might be able to finally get why people like this noise that insulted your ears for so long ;)
Lemme introduce you to someting called “scat singing”
Obviously KORN is their legal entity name, and Kora is their person name. Now the baby can travel in peace.
“My name is Kora, spelled K-O-R-N”
The n is silent, and the a is loud.
When it’s her birthday party and it’s time for cake.
The child’s first words were, “Oh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah!”
“Twist. Twist.”
Baby’s first words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M7vOnlcLbo
I can see I’m going blind.
They should put that little freak on a leash.
Baby korn
Freak on a baby leash
The Legend of Korn
I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.
KoЯn
The hospital provide birth certificates on your country? Here it is the registry office and they do it with the parents present.
They serve an agent. Essentially, validating that the birth did happen.
Kind of important for citizenship.
That being said, parents are supposed to review before the send it off.
I was thinking the same thing. I’m pretty sure you need to sign the documentation after double checking what the registrar has put down. We have up to 6 weeks too to register the birth if you haven’t had chance to decide on a name yet.
It’s Korn
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (It has the juice)
I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
