“Everyone just please wear safety helmets in the Klingon sex room. We don’t want a repeat of last time.”
Resistance is part of the fun…
The safe-word is “Broccoli”
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott “Broccoli” Barclay III
Where would one find a place where such acts of despicable iniquity would be performed? So one can avoid it, of course.
Quark has holosuites for rent by the hour.
Ok but does he rent by the minute? Asking for a friend.
For enough latinum, you could probably rent Quark by the minute.
Definitely not at my place on Sat 11pm…
Cool. I’ll bring the snacks.
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You will be ASSimulated?
more like ass-stimulated, hey-o
“Resistance is futile.”
“…I mean…will I get disciplined?”
Tenforward
and Risa areis leaking again.deleted by creator
Fixed
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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
