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SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

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SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Daddy Putz has a humiliation fetish.

    He could easily take over the rest of the world but he’d never get hard again.

    What a dilemma.

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    9 months ago

    F-22 vs. Su-27

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    If this is that post is serious, that is some cope from a Russian troll.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    It’s a total mystery. Nobody can possibly know.

  • whenthebigonefinallyhitsla@kbin.run
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    9 months ago

    f35 is like a bee if you tell it it can’t fly it will drop out of the sky

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Little know fact: bees are fly-by-wire

    • istdaslol@feddit.org
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      Fun fact, bees don’t fly. They’re so small the air is like water for them. So technically they are swimming, hence the different wing design

    • suction@lemmy.world
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      F35 lyik bee. Iyf pyerson tyell to iyt: “You cyan nyot fly”, iyt wyil drop out of sky.

  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    They are still reposting that one picture of a burning Abrams from the 90s I think?

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      I think there’s a new one now, isn’t there, from march? Of a “destroyed” Abrams, where the crew got out safely, turret still attached and probably recoverable.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I remember on some military channel how tank crews were terrified of burning up inside a tank (a common fate in WWII) and so the A1 was made as fireproof as they possibly could make it.

        It may have just been history channel propaganda, though.

      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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        There’s a couple of photos of abrams with fracked tracks that they’ve been claiming are “destroyed”, that’s been pretty great.

        • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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          Well, if that happens on the retreat, that’s still a loss of a vehicle. But losing a crew is almost always worse.

          • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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            9 months ago

            “Almost always?”

    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      https://apnews.com/article/ukraine-russia-war-abrams-tanks-19d71475d427875653a2130063a8fb7a

      Drones have changed everything.

  • t�m@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    Why are the leaves speaking Russian?

    • cryptiod137@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      The maple syrup started to ferment in the heat

      • pyrflie@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Fuck YOU. I literally had coffee come out my nose.

  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    deleted by creator

    • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

    • raktheundead@fedia.io
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      Do you hear that? It sounds like the squeak of tank tracks, circa 1968 in Prague. Or maybe 1956 in Budapest.

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      9 months ago

      If you’re gonna spout russian propaganda you could at least get verifiable facts correct.

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      9 months ago

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      9 months ago

      democratically elected head of state was killed

      Who?

      Viktor Yanukovych is very much alive.

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    Why are they putting Abrams in quotes and not mighty as if that’s not the real name of the tank

    Bait?

    • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      we can assume it’s bullshit since it was posted on 4chan. Otherwise, someone thinks something stupid. Ok

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      9 months ago

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Hm, it seems like someone is borrowing the wifi hotspot in Alert, NU.

  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Ah yeah, they can’t fly at all.

    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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      Whats on the image has to be satire right? They are literally describing all the issues Russia is having with their equipment, then asking why they can’t fight the US with their superior gear.

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        It’s 4chan, so who knows. I was assuming it was propaganda, or a Tankie true believer.

    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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      Man…that’s no F22, but that certainly is an F35.

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        True. We saw an F-22 Raptor at an air show a few years ago, and it was mind-blowing. I didn’t know that a jet could do the things it was doing. I didn’t even know it was possible according to the laws of physics. The thing flies like a UFO, flying saucer.

        • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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          Ive never gotten to see one up close :/

          • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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            i’m fortunate enough to have seen one, as well as numerous other historical planes. The dayton air museum has an f22, the streak eagle, and quite a number of other historically relevant planes in it’s collection as well. Incredible place, it’s in ohio, but other than that, its great.

            You can spend literal days just wandering through that place looking at shit from ww1 to the cold war, and even space travel.

            • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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              Closest thing I’ve got is DC air and space museum.

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                The Udvar-Hazy air and space museum annex near Dulles is actually the best part of that museum. Check it out!

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                  I might have actually been to that one. Is that the one with the space shuttle?

              • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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                i can’t say much about that one, but dayton air museum if you’re ever around the midwest area is honestly one of the best places you can go. Historically it was a pretty strategically important location so it’s had a lot of presence in the past. And it’s pretty big as a result.

                although if i had to guess, that museum is also pretty good as well.

                • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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                  I’ll tell my wife to add it to the travel list lol

        • xboks@lemmy.world
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          The F-35 is a result of a UFO on the American diet. But it can do pushups!

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    You fool! I have only used 10% of my full power so far!

    - Putin, in his wet dreams

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      The other 90% was poisoned or sent to the gulag.

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        More like the other 90% were pocketed on every step between blueprint table and front.

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    Ah so the country which is currently struggling to re-secure its own territory following a battle that was part of protracted invasion that it started with every possible advantage and bungled so hilariously that the local citizenry literally thwarted your goons by changing road signs around is the most superior army in the world? Riiiiight

  • JakJak98@lemmy.world
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    Average gaijin employee

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    9 months ago

    natowave.mp4 relevant again

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