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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months ago

Shut up, haters

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Shut up, haters

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months ago
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  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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    68•8 months ago

    The twist: she’s not breastfeeding the dog, the dog is breastfeeding her.

    • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      11•8 months ago

      Why not 69

      • @Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        10•8 months ago

        ☹️

        • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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          7•8 months ago

          Second twist: the dog is a happily collared and pampered trans puppy girl so it’s fully consensual.

          • @MrLLM@ani.social
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            2•8 months ago

            ☹️

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      Remus?

      • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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        1•8 months ago

        Step-Romulus?

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      0•8 months ago

      Bruh…

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    37•8 months ago

    My ex sister in law actually did this with a new puppy :( It took weeks to convince them not to and I suspect they were still doing it in secret for longer

    • Darth_Mew
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      27•8 months ago

      WTF

    • @sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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      15•8 months ago

      Pics or it didn’t happen

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        22•8 months ago
        Probably shouldn't be showing this but okay...

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          1•8 months ago

          How’d you take that picture?

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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      7•8 months ago

      Wouldn’t that possibly kill the dog though? In any case, look up a nearby biology lab, your ex-SIL’s dog might be an interesting research specimen. I wonder what it does to the intestinal flora of the dog.

      • @bstix@feddit.dk
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        12•8 months ago

        Apparently it’s not that dangerous. https://wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-drink-breast-milk

        The other way around (humans drinking dog milk) is simply impractical because a bitch has 8 tiny nipples with very little milk in them, and they don’t like being milked at all.

        • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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          7•8 months ago

          Well, there is a difference between the dog drinking some breast milk, and a puppy being brought up on it. Babies get their gut biome from their mothers with breastfeeding, so if it wouldn’t cause a constant diarrhea and dehydration death, it could be interesting and shed light on some human medical topics even.

        • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          6•8 months ago

          Who did the research?

          • @bstix@feddit.dk
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            10•8 months ago

            I’m not really sure you actually want my browser history on this topic. Anyway, there’s very little research, besides comparing the types of milk.

            Wikipedia is probably the most interesting to read, because it explains some reasoning of why it has been practiced historically. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human–animal_breastfeeding

          • Hossenfeffer
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            5•8 months ago

            8 tiny scientists

  • Flying SquidM
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    30•8 months ago

    And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.

    You mean women do it too?

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      12•8 months ago

      Breastfed?

      I would have thought it was inkfed.

      • Flying SquidM
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        19•8 months ago

        ARE YOU A SQUID? No.

        Don’t try to appropriate my culture!

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          9•8 months ago

          But a squid isn’t a mammal so they shouldn’t have mammary glands.

          • Flying SquidM
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            10•8 months ago

            You shouldn’t have mammary glands either, but you don’t see me going around telling everyone.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              5•8 months ago

              Unless you store your milk in the ink sacs…

              • Flying SquidM
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                9•8 months ago

                And I suppose you do something sick and twisted like store it in a carton in the fridge. I know your kind.

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  6•8 months ago

                  No actually I’m severely lactose intolerant.

                  Just thinking about lactose sends me into a rage.

  • @Kitathalla@lemy.lol
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    20•8 months ago

    Huh, well, that’s an odd route you’ve forced my brain to take this morning. I’m now having to wonder… dogs and cats drink by lapping up liquids as adults. They don’t really have lips like humans do. How do they suckle as infants?

    • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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      12•8 months ago

      I imagine it’s a combination of having a gum ridge like human babies (which can HURT, btw), having more agile tongues than humans, and the fact that their adorable little howl faces can still generate enough of a seal.

    • @wieson@feddit.org
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      7•8 months ago

      Calves, lambs and kids don’t suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.

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    deleted by creator

    • OhStopYellingAtMe
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      30•8 months ago

      For her and her dog’s sake

    • @idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      It wasnt hard to find the original, 10 years old tweet: https://x.com/radtoria/status/524381421217906689

      On some screenshots the profile picture is the same as in this post, but the username is still ghost mom, so I guess thats her old picture.

      Name is censored, because at some point this was reposted by a shitty repost bot, and some repost checking systems can be worked around by removing random words, or something similar

      • @pyre@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I think some subreddits have “no identifying info” rules which includes usernames. could be something like that too.

      • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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        5•8 months ago

        She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.

        • @idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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          4•8 months ago

          Fixed the link, it was me who messed up

  • @leftytighty@slrpnk.net
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    deleted by creator

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      26•8 months ago

      The dog disagrees

      • Darth_Mew
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        7•8 months ago

        woof

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      11•8 months ago

      You want her to marry her dog?

    • tinned_tomatoes
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      5•8 months ago

      Thanks for sharing

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        deleted by creator

    • @Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4•8 months ago

      Humour is subjective of course, but I think “husband” replaced with “wife” would have worked better.

  • Endymion_Mallorn
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    11•8 months ago

    Had me in the first half, ngl.

  • Constant Pain
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    8•8 months ago

    Classic.

  • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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    7•8 months ago

    Suck the Flabby Udder?

  • @Saltycracker@lemmy.world
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    7•8 months ago

    Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.

  • @crusa187@lemmy.ml
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    6•8 months ago

    Mmm, puppies!

    • Darth_Mew
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      5•8 months ago

      sweater puppies

  • fox2263
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    5•8 months ago

    You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.

    • @DerArzt@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      You had me in the second half, I’m gonna lie

  • IninewCrow
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    8 months ago

    I’m NOT offended that you are breast feeding your dog … I’m offended that anyone or anything would drink your breast milk

  • @Mysticpickle@lemmy.cafe
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