• kitnaht@lemmy.worldBanned
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    10 个月前

    Only something like what…33% of families have money in the stock market?

    The bottom 60ish% have literally no savings whatsoever.

    Edit: I was a little overzealous when I said “Literally no savings whatsoever”; it’s not literally no savings - but it’s something like people with less than $500 for emergencies and stuff.

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    10 个月前

    Genius: man has been losing weight due to not eating because food is expensive

    It’s me. I’m man. lol
    Probably stress, too, tbh

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      10 个月前

      It’s not much different wether one has investments or not. For most people their investment horizon is decades in the future. Market crash shouldn’t affect them in any way. You just hold and keep buying more like you have done up to this point.

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        The problems creep up when the market crash leads to businesses failing. Then you find yourself going from living paycheck to paycheck to not even having that lousy job.

        There’s always room to fall. If there isn’t, someone will dig a hole for you to go into.

        I’ve been lucky in my career, but I do worry about those who may not be as lucky.

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    I’ve always found it odd when my fellow peasants furiously lock away funds for retirement.

    If you don’t get hit by a bus or get terminal cancer between here and there, the economy might not be there, the climate might not be survivable, on and on.

    I don’t understand this fetish about profoundly sacrificing today to potentially live comfortably when your body has betrayed you, your very mind and self is betraying you, and the high point of your day is thinking about the past, again if you’re very lucky and get there to begin with.

    As someone who set up medical equipment for the elderly for 10 years, I did not hear one single good review of allowing oneself to make it to old age. It’s like watching that raccoon in that gif getting upset when the cotton candy it found dissolves in the river and it’s frantically trying to pull it back out.

    Your life is back that way gramps, your entire being is trying to call it, take the message. These aren’t your golden years, that was advertising bullshit, these are your shit and piss and dust years regardless of nestegg. You can try to wrap that shit in gold leaf, but you should have spent that money on cruises back when your senses and your failing cognition could take in and enjoy the full experience, not some shadow of it through your pseudo-corpse reliant on 12 kinds of daily pills to stave off nature taking its course.

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      I’m saving for retirement, and it’s not that I scrimp and save for it, or do I have any disillusionment about my body betraying me.

      It’s because I know if I don’t have something saved, then not only will I be in decline and unable to work, but also unable to survive.

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    Cool, having no money have been my Family’s super-power - a hidden Mantra almost - for generations. What a bunch of progressive Geniuses I come from. NOW is our time 😏

    …well, I wish the previous Elite hadn’t trashed the place first, but still.

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    This is the first time I slightly exhaled at a Babylonbee article. Yesterday I raised my eyebrows in amusement at an official Chinese government meme. WHAT IS HAPPENING

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      Every time I see someone complaining about Babylon Bee and I go take a peek at their front page, I find several funny headlines–pretty sure the criticism is way overblown, and it’s just another silly parody news website.

      On their front page right now:

      • Apple Warns China Tariffs Could Negatively Impact Child Slave Employment Opportunities
      • Get A Load Of This White-Knighting SIMP Saving A Princess From A Dragon
      • Texas Bans Sale Of Assault Rifles With Capacity Of Less Than 30 Rounds
      • Republicans Vow To Get Really Serious About Cutting Spending In Like 20 Or 30 Years
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    The market crashes, the market recovers, though all bets are off if America doesn’t return to “normal” in the next few years.

    Of course you’re screwed if you had money in the market which you needed right now