They also seem to have procreated, so their environment seems to be perfect for them, it’s proven.
Maybe they just ran into the sole survivor of another metal band’s photoshoot and decided to join up.
Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”
Booming voice over a crop of trees: “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?”
Folks*. And yes, dying for a cup.
I also feel that Finnish Barbers often go wanting for work.
Or music videos. Forests look more badass than some warehouses and when your budget is low, use the scenery around you.
Industrial metal in shambles
You’ve heard of industrial metal, now get ready for AGRARIAN METAL
We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and second field. Johnny & Kris & Waylon fell there bravely while the rest retreated. Willie’s party went 5 days ago, but has not returned. The watcher in the water took George. We cannot get out. The air hums. Fiddles, fiddles in the deep. We cannot get out. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did they come from, Cotton Eye Joe??
I know it’s more agrarian eurodance, but “country metal” is a hard thing to find reference for…
That’s a very long album title.
I’ve heard they’re looking into introducing a natural predator to help keep the populations in check.
I don’t think hiphop producers are native to this biome, they need more sun and concrete to survive.
We’re using an aggressive breeding program, crispr, ablnd cutting edge lysenkoist techniques to solve this problem.
Edit: turns out all the rap producers we buried together in permafrost are dead now. Maybe not deep enough, will try again later.
Yes, I’m so looking forward to seeing Spice Girls finally work together once again!
Great! I need a new metal band for my band saw!
I wanna be a Finnish park ranger
A park ranger’s job is never Finnish.
