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slop slop slop slopI love that it generated the name “Juano.” That seems like a special kind of racist.
It would be funnier if it was just a dog head poorly pasted on a human.
To be fair, where else are you gonna find even one pay phone, much less a row of them anymore?
probably in prison, actually
Just use your one free call for 911.
Big brain activities!!
What would actually happen if you did that? Im sure people have…
I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Hope they like carpet because “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”
Only number I know by heart is my wife’s phone. She doesn’t answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol
I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.
I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.
Fun fact: I have never gotten a Safeway card and just use Jenny’s number
Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.
8675309
Don’t change your number
Hello, Empire Carpet? I’m in Cook County jail and really need to have my cell upholstered.
I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom’s number or something lol
It probably depends on your race and what mood the cop is in.
But I would strongly advise against giving the police access to your unlocked phone after you’ve been arrested, unless your lawyer greenlights it.
Best to memorize at least one phone number, or maybe keep a business card in your wallet.
Ask for a doctor, repeatedly, then ask the doctor for help.
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411
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555-1212
You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now…
01 811 8055
If you know, you know.
What did they do exactly? Was it a payday loan service?
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To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.
payday loan service
Even lawyers aren’t this shitty. That was Allan Jones, a small town debt collector.
UK answer is Hastings Insurance.
OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.
Not sure if that even still exists. Haven’t heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.
