Imagine doing this but then having to stare at the main menu for 8 hours lmao
You’ll know you’re in trouble if you’re arguing and he stares blankly and starts jabbing his finger at the air.
For me its the menu from 1999 driver sound effects and all.
I started lucid dreaming when I was about 8 years old. This was before google, and when I asked my parents about it, they had no idea what I was talking about. So I didn’t know what exactly was happening, but I did know it was super gay to be conscious while sleeping, so I spent a few weeks figuring out how to forget I was dreaming. I eventually succeeded, but ever since I’ve had the ability to think “Oh, this is a nightmare, I need to wake up.” and open my eyes, wide awake.
I usually quit by dying.
Title made me lose the game.
Damnit, I lost as well.
Let’s get you back to bed, gramps
One day, he’s going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.
Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.
Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream
Cheating in a duel against the game master in floor 75*
I would subscribe to your newsletter
You can also look for sword art online
You can look for sword art anywhere. I guarantee the library has some books.
you can listen for a glopping noise
so basically real life
It will definitely happen if someone tells him that :)
I’m trying this right now but it doesn’t work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?
I had sleep paralysis three times in my 43 years. It feels like someone is in the room and you try to scream but nothing comes out. You just have to force yourself back to sleep.
Good that you can but the severity of this condition varies and some people are not able to do this.
I remember in middle school I’d always come home with the worst headaches but then I’d just imagine what I did today and select what’s important and what’s not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn’t think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too
ESC
>:q!
Colon Q exclamation point? 6 keystrokes to leave? Sheesh.
If you wrote your dream to disk beforehand,
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might be unnecessary.4 keystrokes!!
If we’re not counting the shift key, ZZ to quit is only 2!
Thank god my nightmares are not viewed in vim. I can’t Google how to quit it while I’m sleeping!
Vim, I wish I knew how to quit you! (/s obviously bc Vim is life)
Vim is the nightmare.
Vim is the dream
:q
Holding the power button on my PC until vim shuts down.
:q!
if it’s urgentMight have to hit escape first if you’re not in
visualnormal modeedit: I’m bad at remembering words
Escape puts you in normal mode, visual mode is v
zz
if you can’t be bothered to hold shift.It’s always urgent.
:x
:o
Awake me can remember. Goodnight me can’t 😵💫
I prefer
ZQ
Would that mean your nightmare is all in ASCII?
Might be. Some unrecognizable, nightmarish UTF8 mixed in with the wrong encoding maybe?
That’s just Thursday
Click escape, which gets you out of the current write mode.
Type :q!
I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it’s really just a dream. I would like a quit menu
Computer! Arch.
My newest objective is to lessen to the background people and write as much of their conversations down as i can. As soon as I’m lucid I stop and start to lessen. Depending on where I am I turn and get as close as I can to people. I’ve yet to succeed but I got the idea from someone who said it’s one of the biggest trips.