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@TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago

Flirting

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Flirting

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@TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • Karyoplasma
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    137•10 months ago

    That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.

    • @JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee
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      48•10 months ago

      It’s pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren’t going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line

      • @MrQuallzin@lemmy.world
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        36•10 months ago

        Trumpeter here, I’d be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that’s not common here. If we’re speaking about horns, it’s only French horns

        • Captain Aggravated
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          40•10 months ago

          Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn’t have a reed it was called a horn.

          • DankOfAmerica
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            4•10 months ago

            Isn’t brass more commonly used?

            • Captain Aggravated
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              2•9 months ago

              “Brass” “woodwind” and “Percussion” were the clinical anatomy textbook words and “horn” “wind” and “drum” were the casual everyday words.

          • @bstix@feddit.dk
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            1•9 months ago

            The piccolo flute is a horn?

        • @TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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          14•10 months ago

          Enh, in my experience “horn” refers to a French horn, but “horns” refers to all brass (separate from woodwinds, percussion, etc).

          But yeah, if somebody referred to a horn, I’d assume they meant French horn.

        • Executive Chimp
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          10•10 months ago

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_section

          Trumpets belong in a horn section

          • @brown567@sh.itjust.works
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            6•9 months ago

            Trumpets are stored in the horns

          • @Malpraxion@lemmy.world
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            2•9 months ago

            Doesn’t look like that article says anything about trumpets to me. It does link to this article about horns, though: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_(instrument)

            That one says:

            In horns, unlike some other brass instruments such as the trumpet, the bore gradually increases in width through most of its length—that is to say, it is conical rather than cylindrical.[1]

            Which seems to specifically exclude trumpets from horns.

            • Executive Chimp
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              2•9 months ago

              Most of these horn sections feature some combination of saxophones, trumpets and trombones.

              Also the popular music section includes two photos with people playing trumpet and lists a bunch of horn sections, most of which contain trumpets.

        • @emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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          6•10 months ago

          In my experience its very common, just to give a counterpoint. “Bring in the horns” to denote a trumpet heavy section, or just referring to the brass section as “the horn section”. 8dk might just be reguonal i guess but its colloquial.

        • da_cow (she/her)
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          5•10 months ago

          Can agree. Where I live horn only refers to Alto Horns. Trumpets are something different.

        • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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          1•9 months ago

          Well, yeah…you play the horn, you aren’t a horn yourself. Horns don’t even have thumbs.

        • @Snapz@lemmy.world
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          1•10 months ago

          Absolutely no offense intended… But you sound like an asshole

          • @Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            4•10 months ago

            How do you think a guitarist would feel if you called their instrument an ukulele?

            • swab148
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              2•10 months ago

              Davie504 calls all instruments basses

              • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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                2•10 months ago

                A ukulele is just a soprano bass

            • @slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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              2•10 months ago

              Differently, because that’s a poor analogy. Trumpets are horns, guitars are stringed instruments. Now, if they called their trumpet a kazoo, it’d be time to throw down.

            • @Snapz@lemmy.world
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              1•9 months ago

              Is it a tiny guitar?

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      17•10 months ago

      A trumpet is a type of horn.

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        5•10 months ago

        Yeah, fuck paraphyletic groups!

        • DankOfAmerica
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          1•10 months ago

          Just like phylogenetics and moleculargenetics are both biology, but astrophysics is not, though all 3 are natural sciences.

          • @Klear@lemmy.world
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            2•10 months ago

            I was more thinking along the lines of birds being dinosaurs and humans being apes. Also you are a fish.

    • Ephera
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      5•10 months ago

      Could be a flügelhorn.

      • TXL
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        No. Tubing and curl is wrong. It’s not quite right for a trumpet either, but having 16 pixels doesn’t give you much room for accuracy, I guess.

      • da_cow (she/her)
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        2•10 months ago

        Looking at the size of the cone it could be one.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    73•10 months ago

    This is giving me a tromboner.

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      36•10 months ago

    • JackGreenEarth
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      8•10 months ago

      You want some sax?

    • @BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      “Nobody likes Milhouse!”

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    50•10 months ago

    “into ska”

  • @HootinNHollerin@quokk.au
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    43•10 months ago

    My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action

    • Ephera
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      16•10 months ago

      I would’ve interpreted it as “tooting”, i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.

  • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    I AM HORN.

  • @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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    31•10 months ago

    “bander” is the french verb to “have a hard on” so it’s still on track in my books

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      3•10 months ago

      So bande dessinée is drawn porn? Actually, I’ve seen some French comics and it tracks.

      • @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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        5•10 months ago

        haha there are a few of those too!

        it’s a word with many meanings

        • bande (noun, f.): a stripe, a strip, a reel (cinema), a frequency band (FM, AM)
        • bande (noun, f.): a band, a herd, a troop, a gang, a group of individuals
        • bander (verb): to draw (a bow)
        • bander (verb): to bandage up (a wound)
        • bander (verb): to have a hard on
  • IninewCrow
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    22•10 months ago

    You’ve joined a Mariachi band?

  • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    18•9 months ago

    “I’m horn”

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      12•9 months ago

      The bringer of Toot!

      • esa
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        3•9 months ago

        So, a mastodon user? :^)

      • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        2•9 months ago

        But only two. Never three.

        • SkaveRat
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          1•9 months ago

          toot toot

          …toot

  • Flying Squid
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    18•10 months ago

    “I’m horny” is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.

    This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y

    • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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      2•10 months ago

      You’re not used to being around people who aren’t repressed, are you?

      • Flying Squid
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        8•10 months ago

        What I meant was I’ve heard people saying it in a “I wish someone would fuck me” sort of way, just not in a flirting sort of way.

        • @dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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          2•9 months ago

          Yeah, flirting is to “I’m horny” what subtlety is to a sledgehammer to the face

    • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      My lyrics are bottomless…

      • Flying Squid
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        2•9 months ago

        I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.

        • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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          2•9 months ago

          Agreed. Jenny?

  • @General_Effort@lemmy.world
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    16•10 months ago

    Someone’s tooting their own horn.

  • Margot Robbie
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    15•10 months ago

    Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?

    • @Vlyn@lemmy.zip
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      11•10 months ago

      • Margot Robbie
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        17•10 months ago

        Hi Horny, nice to meet you!

        • @JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz
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          5•9 months ago

          Hi horny, i’m dad.

      • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        11•10 months ago

        Believe it or not, jail, right away.

  • @No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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    13•10 months ago

    A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side…

    • massive_bereavement
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      5•10 months ago

      Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.

  • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    13•9 months ago

    “A huge ska fan. Pick it up.”

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    12•10 months ago

    A strumpet

  • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11•9 months ago

    DOOT DOOT

    • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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      5•9 months ago

      Thank Mr skeltal

    • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      3•9 months ago

      Thank Mr. Skeltal.

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