I’m pretty certain Taylor Swift probably has enough sway/numbers to take the White House if she wanted to.
Fuck it, I’d vote for her
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I’d vote for anything that doesn’t shit it pants hourly.
I’d vote for any adult without brain damage.
I’d vote for Liz Truss’s cabbage.
“Liz Truss’s cabbage”. Is that a euphemism ? Because I’d happily vote for that also.
It’s the cabbage that was live-streamed for the duration of her holding office.
It survived longer than her tenure.
yes, its how long liz truss survived being the pm in the UK, a whole head of cabbage(from fresh to rotten) which lasted longer than her tenure.
the american one is scarramuci.
Anything? Really? Anything?
There is always worse…
I mean, she’s managed her image and business this long. I think politics is a good fit for her skillset.
As is the power she’d wield over the Democrat Party. They would worship the ground she walks on (in an attempt for some of that celebrity to rub off).
…But the election would be gruesomely dirty. I can only imagine all the shit that would get thrown at her.
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That probably makes her better educated than the current POTUS.
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Who was worse?
Washington, Jackson, Van Buren, Taylor, Fillmore, Lincoln, and Grover Cleveland got a high school (ish) level of education.
Andrew Johnson got tutored while he was an apprentice.
In modern times, I think only republicans have not gone further than undergrad (Reagan, HW Bush, Trump), going back to Roosevelt (FD not Teddy).
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A democratic leader needs to accurately represent their constituents and surround themselves with knowledgeable experts. No matter how well-schooled someone is, no one person can know everything involved in running a country.
As our Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott once said, “No man is a suppository”. Lol.
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A degree doesn’t prove a person actually applied themselves and absorbed the information, and auto-didacts can absolutely study macroecon and diplomacy.
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She’ll have a full cabinet, policy crafted by an army, and practical experience under her belt. She’s clearly charismatic. AFAIK she’s not anti science or conspiratorial or anything… So what if she’s not a Harvard Graduate? As much as I’d like an STEM PhD in the White House, compared to most alternatives, I almost view that as a plus.
And again, she will have so much power. It would be like Trump, where she can swing unpopular stances through sheer force of will (like Trump is doing in the current Middle East visit: https://www.axios.com/2025/05/15/trump-israel-syria-policy-reverse-biden )
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Ehh, I agree in principle but have grown cynical.
The American voters clearly don’t care about actual qualifications. The presidency is an attention contest, pure and simple. Truth is relative. Even if we get a highly qualified president in (and I don’t believe that’s possible anymore) they’re going to be totally beholden to Facebook and Twitter politics memes.
I’d rather have someone that can dominate the narrative and wield actual political power to do decent things, even if their decisions aren’t always the best. Like… who else could bring millions into civic engagement?
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That would be hilarious if this tweet is the equivalent of the obama press party joke
Definitely, but it would be very American to have only billionaires on the ballot.
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My dad died at the age of 79. Just sayin’.
Looking forward to opening the most expensive bottle of bubbly that I’ve ever bought sooner rather than later.
And to add, I’m in Australia, an Australian citizen, although English born. Never hated a person so much. Oh hang on, there was this Maggie Thatcher woman once upon a time.
I was a kid that enjoyed our milk break in my younger years. Such a lovely memory. Oh I grew up on a council estate too. Not exactly the kind of person that Maggie looked after really.
There’s a lengthy-ass wikipedia page on the self-proclaimed bible loving christian man’s rapey behaviour, he’s a fake christian using it for votershare amongst conservatives.
Sadly from his health reports, it’s clear they’ve got him on Ozempic and probably a half dozen drugs we’ve never heard of to keep things running. His cholesterol is down, his weight is down. They want another 10-15 years out of the old bag. They might get it. Which means we might get it.
Well Ozempic kills people, it’s not without side effects and complications. https://www.jdsupra.com/legalnews/ozempic-other-diabetes-weight-loss-1906318/
Plus you can definitely see in some interviews this time in office Trump will audibly wheeze a lot if he’s walking around and talking.
Maybe the Diet Coke that helps it along with the liver cancer.
Hey hey don’t be coming here with all that kind of positive news. Lol.
Well as we know drugs can have a devastating effect on our health, so here’s still hoping. I mean he’s a bloody old man that’s never done any exercise. Surely he’s on his way out.
Surely…
I mean, you have rinehart, and you’re also the country that foisted Rupert murdoch on the planet.
Don’t forget Julian Assange the rapist.
It’s going to be a party
Possibly the biggest since the end of WW2
Been saying this for a couple of years. It would be child’s play to push this man into total narcissistic collapse.
Imagine if pop stars, actors, world leaders, media personalities, tech bro billionaires, all hit him at once, anyone who has the ear of millions. Just today he’s had a mini meltdown over Tay Tay (from months ago) and Bruce Springsteen.
World leaders would be especially effective as he considers himself a peer. Those people baiting him up would take him back to his school days where the rich-kid in-crowd bullied him. Gods, just imagine if someone like Macron came out and said, (imagine French accent) “He thinks he is a leader, part of our club. He is only a small child with a cult and will never belong among serious leaders. His wife will not touch him, but we can she see how she make eyes, no? In front of the old cuckold!” And then have a dozen others come out and say the same.
Can you imagine the total hissing, spitting, pissing frenzy that would follow? Trump would be unable to do anything but scream, his mind unable to even attempt to govern. Shut him down hard enough and the Cabinet would be forced to pull the 25th Amendment on him.
Now that would be wonderful to witness.
( Hey mate, I think you should have a look at that sentence about his wife, I think auto correct got you, cheers. )
that was the whole point of keeping the “Trump is Elon’s bitch gig” going. wonder why that stopped
Because Elon rage quit the “let’s destroy the government and funnel more cash to me” game.
Elon didn’t go anywhere. Him leaving was theater in the hopes that his stocks would stop cratering.
DOGE seems to have slowed way down. I actually think Musk’s involvement has waned a lot, he has become persona non grata in cabinet meetings and day-to-day WH activities.
It’s more like bad comedy.
At some point in the show Gallagher runs out of watermelons to smash and has to tell some jokes.
He came down from that ket high and finally noticed that the fiction propping up his imagined wealth was falling apart.
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He didn’t quit, he just stepped out of the spotlight. It needs to be poibted back at him to bring that Tesla stock price down again (although that’s probably unnecessary woth their sales collapse since even the most brain rotted investors will sell once bankruptcy hits)
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who can possibly resist a billionaire popstar
Me…and quite easily too.
I’m sure she would be devastated to hear that news.
Been invited to any parties lately ?
Don’t really care what she thinks…I don’t know her, and never will. Literal stranger.
Kool.
I’m sure you would chunk her out of bed for eating crackers. Some of would have no qualms hitting that if she dumped a seafood platter on the sheets.
I wouldn’t be near her or her bed…
Celebrities are too high maintenance and I want nothing to do with the fal nonsensical world that surrounds them, like people talking about how they would fuck her etc…
She’s probably sticky. Gross.
imean she is a girl. that much is to be expected /s
It’s the primary symptom of cooties.
she may be rich but at least she earned it and didn’t do it by exploitation like most billionaires
You think the army of people that make her able to tour, make albums, etc aren’t exploited?
The tour tickets are expensive enough to pay all of those people, and usually only a little of that money goes to the artist.
She’s not a CEO, she is not in control of the profits of her tour. If anything, she is prone to exploitation by the people who are in control.
She’s in control enough to give $197 million in bonuses to her crew. https://pagesix.com/2024/12/09/entertainment/taylor-swift-gave-eras-tour-performers-crew-extra-197m-in-bonuses/
And she’s dating a jock in NFL, unlike Trump’s wife who obviously is after his money, sad.
Trump don’t care, it’s not like that gross little orange Toad of his works at his age. As long as he has his trophy wife, fawning sycophants, and that one crazy chick to throw herself at him like a bitch in heat with spongiform brain disease, he’s fine to live out the rest of his putrid existence ruining things for everybody else in order to glorify himself. People like him make me wish I could be religious, because he absolutely deserves to burn in hell along with the rest of the monsters working for him.
he called the current leader of syria, an attractive man.
I mean Ahmed al-Sharaa ain’t ugly.
I’m guessing you found the Jan 6rs attractive without much difficulty too.
There have been many conventionally attractive monsters throughout history, don’t be silly.
Young Stalin has entered the chat.
Let the billionaire class fight each other
How is Trump showing up on Bluesky.
Also… is this real?
I think it’s a screenshot my friend
As for if it’s real, I’m not gonna visit his cesspool to find out
yeah, I was wondering about that. can’t believe trump betrayed his partner elon 😥
I’m not a fan of Tay Tay, but I would absolutely love to see her crush Tump Tump. In fact, I would become an instant fan if she does.
Wait till you see his tweet about Bruce Springsteen, he’s particularly crazy today
The fucking parentheses comments. I just don’t get it, I’m at a complete loss for words. What the fuck is going on in the US?
Almost like attention from Trump is a total buzzkill.
That’s the thing about a pig. You wrestle with it, even if you win, you get dirty.
Doesn’t POTUS have more important shit to do like read the daily security briefing?
You think he cares?
You think he reads?
fun fact, its well known trump only attended few security briefings, and he will only pay attention if its heavily summarized, or its on a powerpoint with simple graphics and bullet parts. he has attention span, much like his dimwitted followers.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Isn’t she tge biggest star in the world? Does old donny not know who Taylor swift is?
