That would never be me. I’m constantly talking to myself. People think I’m crazy, but I think I’m just bursting with ideas!

Yeah I talk to myself and my cat way too much, I actually talk more when I’m alone than I do when someone else is around.
I get lots of questioning looks in the grocery stores cause I didn’t make a list and have to tell myself, audible, that I didn’t need the cookies.
It would be me, except I swear a lot under my breath when I run into problems with software or things. In two languages simultaneously, even.
Dude you’re not alone, talk to myself all the time. When I am caught I just tell people I was needing an expert opinion. Its gets a good laugh and people don’t think I’m crazy. Agatha Christina would play out the dialog in her novels to herself outloud. Most people with an active imagination does this.
Now @BetaBlake is silent because of your “you are not alone”
Nah, I talk the most when I am alone.
Do people really not talk to themselfs? They should! It’s not “crazy” if you know there isn’t another person there. But it’s ok to think out loud. It’s even good because sometimes you can hear how you sound and change. I like it and this is a type of self therapy
Yup, I’ve always externalized my thoughts when alone. Got teased for it occasionally when I was caught, but always seemed weird to me that people don’t. One of the many reasons I’m probably on the spectrum, but it’s not causing any harm.
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real
Apparently, you don’t own a cat.
Do you not cat?
This is why I stopped by. Cat on my friend. PssssPssss
I cannot relate. I live with my GF but even if she leaves for the night I’ll start talking to my self somehow.
Step one, get a girlfriend
That’s too many steps, I’ll just stick to talking with the voices in my head
if she leaves for the night
How sure are you that you’re her only boyfriend?
For months at a time unfortunately! Lmfao- Use the phone+ call friends and family- people aren’t around forever
You lucky BS bastards… And I have to answer the same question to my kid every 5 seconds.
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Because I said so
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You don’t talk to yourself?
Of course I do, sometimes I need expert advice!
Lived alone during COVID.
Went months
Glad I’m not that weirdo. I’ll still talk to my cat.
Aside from work, most of the talking I do at home is joking around with my cat. He has no idea what the fuck is going on but I crack myself up and he meows his little heart out like he’s watching John Mulaney
No because I have a job and leave my house.
4, because I work partly remote so there have been occasions where I have no reason to leave the house or see another person for four days. I’m introverted so it’s kind of nice, but it’s probably not healthy
Edit: and my dog is not mine: I share custody with my ex (it’s actually her dog) so that’s only half a week
Custody with a dog T-T AND YOU WERNET EVEB MARRIED.
I always talk to my cats











