He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
Everyone’s got their kink.
I’m reasonably sure that is “the big one” he mentioned the other day.
My thoughts too
“First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn’t be done. 'Sir, you can’t do this,” they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said ‘please sir, don’t do it.’"
Someone just nuke his ass first.
He can’t. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.
Doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to. Also they have been replacing “dissenters” with loyalists.
He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It’s the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
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Spot on!
It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.
Deja Vu all over again…
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
what was he feeling? little children?
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.
That was just the incontinence.
The president had a feeling, again, based on fact
Calling it “fact” doesn’t make it one
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
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I was going to go with Boston.
…ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don’t have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
I’d rather their insane country didn’t take the rest of us with them.
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau…
Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?
Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them
C’Mon…start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!
Yes. But I’m rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
We could at least start catching up on sleep.
I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.
But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
