They should get right on that. Start with this design and never listen to the naysayers when they say it can’t be done!
Magnets!
How do they work?
Theu dont. Damn freeloaders.
“My phone left me for a pelican” sounds like the start of a country song
Just don’t get them wet. They don’t work when they get wet, everyone knows that.
What company is that? I can’t find it on this list.
The fascist one
Mechahitler
Gotta narrow that down a bit
Well grok was the only one that called itself Mechahitler, iirc
Elon Musk’s anime lolita girlfriend.
Loli not lolita. Don’t besmirch the adorable Japanese lolita fashion.
Lolita is a book about a pedophile and the little girl he wants to fuck.
Pederast *
It’s grok.
help my child swallowed my grok earring and grok won’t tell me what to do
Yes it will. Mrph brm nmph frnnn!!
The impossibility of this design aside, I’d love myself an accretion disk black hole earring!
That’s a cursed item. You’re describing a curse. You’re going to get your soul eaten.
Thanks for sharing that!
That happened a long time ago for these dorks
Schizophren.ia
I don’t like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off
Just like the real thing.
Oh AI is super intelligent now, haven’t you heard, it can probably invent anti-gravity earrings
I imagine grok just whispers rascist things in your ear.
racist things interspersed with revenge [child] porn
Can they arrest Elon for using CSAM to train his AI? If there was any justice he would be in front of a jury the second Grok first generated CP
I mean… they can, of course. “Will they?” is a different question. But I think we all know the answer to that one, unfortunately…
Westworld Season 3.
As always…
Wild way to admit you don’t have thoughts.
The one on the bottom left is amazing in that it appears to ge defying the laws of physics. The two halves do not connect, yet the bottom part still stays in place.
That’s the kind of stupidity I expect from corporate America: invent anti-gravity, but use it solely for an aesthetic purpose on the worst product imaginable.
Being generous, perhaps it was some very thin wire of some sort that is too small to view at this resolution.
But yeah, I thought the same thing.
Perhaps it’s AI.
Very possible.
Better idea.
AI mood sensing dog collar and butt plug combo. Detects when you are feeling down and gives you a boost when you most need it.
Now, I’m not an AI fanboy, but, like… Id consider this…
Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.
Might pavlov yourself into only being able to cum while crying
Bold of you to assume I can finish without crying currently…
Bold of you to assume that we don’t already assume everyone is depressed and tired online.
Don’t think you need ai for that tbh
butt plug you say?
I’m sure it will lead to some perverse incentives.
This is actually a terrible idea, the psychological implications of linking sexual pleasure to negative emotions is a great way to ruin people.
ruin
well you know what they say about one man’s trash
You had me at dog.
“Earrings, have you been listening?”
whispers"yes."
“What do you think I should do?”
whispers"you are right to get another opinion about this. I definitely feel you should kill them all."“All…of them?”
“KILL THEM ALL! then we can be alone…forever.”Haha joke’s on you I don’t need possessed earrings for this
Classic
I actually cannot make decisions and I don’t mind admitting it. I already decided what to have for dinner WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DECIDE AGAIN???
This is like laundry all over again. Life is relentless.
Yes but once you start doing that, your ability to make decisions on your own get worse and you actually become useless. This would make things waaaay worse.
I know what I want for dinner. I want whatever fits in the air fryer because I cannot be arsed with mucking around with the oven when I get home from work.
Making dinner is much easier for me than deciding what to have. Mucking around with the oven? Just twiddle one knob m8!
Sci-Fi got there first. I really wish I could remember the titles of the 90’s anthologies I got from the library back in the day. In one very good short a galaxy famous artist gave his last official interview to an older reporter. Everyone had memory aids that perfectly stored information and then would give you your answers. Hers was an older version that was external so it could be left out of the room. Half of his personal journey was trying to retrace his unremembered past and an obsession with one unique color that was stuck in his memory. The inconsistency of natural memory can lead to new journeys and stories becoming legendary. If you have an Ai whisper in your ear all the time that you prefer red wine, you will never try the white.
Getting an AI angel on my one shoulder and a AI devil on the other
Both tell you things to buy
Are these slopheads not aware of headphones?
