Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom
I didn’t need that mental image. But since you have installed it in my head, I am honor-bound to upvote.
sigh
Cue the Hulk/Black Widow GIF
I’m delighted to report that I have no idea what gif you’re referring to, and I am happy to keep it that way
Since you asked
Tap for reddit link
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zq07ji/hulk_smash/
Ha! That link is staying blu— dammit
Is there a link directly to the gif? for those if us who don’t have reddit logins?
And turn off your speaker sound! You can thank me later!
Came back to say, “thank you.”
That still asked me to login even in desktop mode
Strange. Have you typed in the URL exactly as above? It’s important that there’s no “www” in that url.Other than that, I can’t really help you. :/
You shouldn’t need a login, if on mobile set your browser to desktop mode to bypass the age thing
I tried to get it, but the copied link is about:blank. Try using an instance of Redlib to see it.
Pro tip: if you install the browser extension LibRedirect, if you click a link to Reddit/Xhitter/Instagram/TikTok/etc, it will automatically redirect it to a privacy respecting frontend! Fully customizable which sites get redirected and which services/hosts they redirect to. Also has a “one-time disable” button for when you just can’t resist the urge to sign in and leave a comment.
If you use Firefox on mobile (or a fork thereof), you can get this extension there too! If you don’t use Firefox on mobile, consider doing that!
ohh cool tip will check it out thanks!
If you use a US VPN the “I’m not over 18” button turns to “Yes, I’m over 18”
flashbacks to the early days of Imgur
that.gif
Shrek 2 takes it further with Fiona actively choosing to let the magic wear off so her boy toy would turn back into an ogre rather than settle for a twunk rest of her life.
I’m no Disney expert but Belle is the only worthy Princess of the bunch
She wanted to pursue knowledge, not a boy or just fun; she dropped everything to save her dad instead of causing his death or dethronement; she was fully aware how disgusting Gaston was regardless of appearance; she was seduced by books not riches; and yes, she was ready to ride the beast
And then she founded the company “Bad Dragon”
lol spot on
I guess it’s good that she took a Chance on him.
Well it can’t have hurt that the beast owned a magical castle.
yes but she would have left given the chance after knowing about the magic castle
At first yes, but then it grew on her.
I think it was the gigantic free library
To me I felt like Belle had Stockholm syndrome
Stockholm Syndrome isn’t an actual thing, fyi. It has never been recognized as a condition and never been diagnosed. The entire thing was an attempt to dismiss valid reactions to police incompetence.
Controversy and debate about whether the condition exists for literal hostages in a violent/deadly situation is a step removed from talking about whether people become irrationally attached to manipulative romantic/sexual partners, and stay despite all rationality pointing towards leaving.
I don’t know if Stockholm Syndrome exists for hostages held at gunpoint. But I do know that plenty of people have behaved irrationally about attachment to abusive people in their lives. And we don’t have to call that particular condition Stockholm Syndrome, but your argument doesn’t really disprove the topic of this discussion.
your argument doesn’t really disprove the topic of this discussion.
Topic of Discussion
I don’t know if Stockholm Syndrome exists for hostages held at gunpoint.
Stockholm syndrome doesn’t require being held at gun point.
The real issue is people behaving irrationally according to you. If you were in this situation, you would done the rational thing. Therefore, they must be irrational. They are, I’m part, to blame for their situation.
But this is all predicted on your value system and not theirs. Stockholm syndrome doesn’t take into account their story and what convinced them to behave the way they did. It a heavy hand that decontextualizes events and removes victims agency. Accounting for these may still reveal something worth addressing for a smaller subset of victims who are trauma bonded, but it should patiently and diligently center and empower the voices of victims and not dismiss them as irrational
Belle and the beast never really existed either so maybe she did have it!
Wow what a read! TIL. Thank you for this
If he’s verbally abusive, violent, and keeps you locked up as a prisoner, he isn’t necessarily evil.
You can change him! Just be patient, accept him, and love him!
I like the take in Phantom of the Opera better here. At first you expect it to be a beauty and the beast romantic story but Christine rejects the phantom not because of his appearance but because his soul is just as ugly as his exterior.
Don’t research the sequel.
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Naveen was more of a Princess than Tiana
That’s like, the moral of the whole movie is that she didn’t judge him for his appearance and wasn’t expecting a prince. I figured this was well known.
That’s the interpretation from the modern perspective on relationships. The tale is from a time where women (well, more like girls to be exact) were married off without any say of their own, and the tale was supposed to tell them “hey, we know the guy we’re forcing you to marry seems like a hairy monster, buuuuut if you can look past that he might be nice actually!”
But in the Disney movie which the picture is referencing, it’s not a forced marriage, which is the version I think most people think of.
To me, the original tales all felt like the Murphy’s Law of storytelling. While they are the originals and are much more mature material, I honestly feel the vast majority of Disney adaptations (I’m talking classic 2d series run) are better at teaching the lessons to a modern audience than the original stories. Times change and art often reflects this.
Sadly, the pendulum has swung too far the other way and we’re remaking material in a span of time that the lessons haven’t changed all that much. That’s why you can go back to pretty much all eras of film and get valuable lessons from it because the lessons all still apply. It’s just that much of a new medium.
Being hairy monster makes you not-nice automatically?
Um, yea.
sad
There’s a difference between being hairy and being a hairy monster.
Generally it’s the fangs and claws.
It is part of the “monster” definition.
Otherwise it is called a creature.
or she was into furries
I have to imagine there’s a meme or comic of Bella being all super excited ready to bang becoming disappointed once he transforms back into a human, but I wouldn’t know how to search for it without having to sift through piles of rule 34 to find one. I’m not brave enough.
Now that I think about it, I certainly was disappointed. He was a hot muscular beast until he turned into a cookie cutter long haired twink. Should have been a clue.
Watch the scene again. She was disappointed at least for a moment.
Now that you mention it, I wonder what that says about the shift of sexual morals. The original French tale was written in 1740.
Time’s only been around since 1740?
I mean, it’s a tale as old as time, so I guess that tracks
Right, Beauty, and the author’s thinly veiled fetish.
I know you’re kind of joking, but the story was written during a time where girls would often be married off to older men they didn’t know and the story was meant as a comfort/encouragement to these young girls that he may be ugly and old and not really what you dreamed of, but maybe he turns out to be an actually kind person who can give you a good life and you can learn to love him despite his looks.
I can’t be the only one who was disappointed when the beast turned into generic inbred royal twink?
Not a real man like Gaston
Gaston had years of practice sucking down liquid protein too
Noooo oooooone sucks like Gaston, no one fucks like Gaston, no one’s dick’s as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there’s no man in town half as manly,
Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,
You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,
And they’ll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on
Gaston has topped every willing villager behind the local tavern but i have zero problem believing he still intends to marry Belle and have 12 kids. He’s a hunting lodge bear but his sequel orientation is dominant. Doesn’t matter who.
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Jerk off before you write your comment next time.
You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my mom.
So you’re saying you have a sub fetish where your mom is the Dom? Or is that mommy complex?
I’ll ask her to tell you next time I come over.
Look, some of us are monster fuckers and you’ll have to deal with it.
“I just wish he kept his knotted beast dick…”
I wouldn’t blame Belle if she was disappointed and called it off.
Tales can be cruel:
And people underestimate big dommy furries:
This comic is neither left-right or right-left orientation and that should be punishable by death.
I guess that seam in the middle means it’s originally two pages.
Idk man. When I read it it only makes sense left-right.
It’s meant to be read upper left, bottom left, upper right, bottom right. So I guess that is technically still read left-right.
When I watch Mulan, I shut it off before the reveal and pretend that Mulan never gets outed. I am so thirsty for gay trans man romance :(
The reboot we deserve.
I wonder if it would be easy to do a cut of the movie so that’s what happens.
That’s not a fun fact, that is the entier story…
And like a million Rule 34’s
TBF, the stories that Disney’s been strip-mining for generations’re crazy dark, originally.
- Sleeping Beauty woke to find she’d had two children, and now they were teens nearly as old as she was when she fell asleep. 🤮
- The Little Mermaid was double-crossed by a human princess last minute, and was turned into seafoam (died). 🥹
- ad nauseum…
I have a book of the originals that I just haven’t sat down to read yet. I need to
They’re so clearly puritanical propaganda from way back that I’m consistently disappointed with modern society for slurping up Di$ney’s candy-coated versions that instill 99% of the same bullshit: stay at home forever, don’t defy your father/mother, royals are the magic cure-all, you’re born special (the world just doesn’t know it yet), etc.
Between that steady stream of insidious hopium in the communal well and Religion® still holding global sway, I honestly have very little hope we’ll avoid extinction by our own hands, NGL. It’s not an if, it’s a when. 😄🫣😶
Can’t find another source for this tweet from either Twitter or Reddit, but here’s a screenshot of this tweet by Twitter user
:Personally, Belle was not fooling me or anyone. When the Beast changed into a human, I saw that look on her face. That was DISAPPOINTMENT.
That’s literally the universal, “Oh my God, I’m going to vomit” face.
a story about true love and monster cocks
dont kinkshame her
Y’all would be shocked after knowing the type of fantasies have girls have about beasts and all
Well knot that shocked.
😭
Yeah but he was rich
Didn’t peg Belle for being a gold digger though.
Books were a luxury
??? Isn’t that the whole point of the story ? How is that a fun fact?
Hey, no one said it was anything more than romantic. You don’t have to fuck anything that moves.
