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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 年前

Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 年前
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It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
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    To this day, hearing the words “badger”, “mushroom”, and “snake” will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

    • pivot_root@lemmy.world
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      Gen alpha’s interpretation:

      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
      🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

      #boomermusic

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      Same, and also “narwhal”.

      There’s a part of me that’s ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to “Oh No You Didn’t”, and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

      Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

      • outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        wAIT IT WAS A SONG??? i just thought it was a random catchphrase or something

        • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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          If I remember right, it was a kinda a quiet thing? I think some of the Mercenaries 2 promotional stuff had links to download the song, but I don’t remember any real fanfare over it.

          Which is kinda sad, because it’s surprisingly catchy in its own goofy fashion.

      • runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        They’re the Jedi of the Sea!

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      Mine’s we like the moon

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        Spongmonkeys!

      • virku@lemmy.world
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        Is it because it is good to us?

        • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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          Because it’s close to us!

          The good to us was from the Quiznos commercial

          • virku@lemmy.world
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            Damn!

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      “EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR…”

      • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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        Ooh his tricks are ever so clever!

        Goddamnit.

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          I mean, in hindsight they were. He sent a cow forward in time to witness Lemmy, then brought him back to report what he saw.

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      deleted by creator

  • flicker@lemmy.world
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    Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        Clearly the boyfriend is a fuckin liar

      • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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        BURNiNATOR

      • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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        I have a shirt with him and nobody around me gets the reference.

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      The good times are over!

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    My Spoon is Too Big

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      I am a banana!

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    Hokay, so here’s the earth.

    Know Your Meme

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      Daim, that’s a sweet erth

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        WRONG!!!

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      I say “hokay, so” at least 10 times a week and I’m pretty sure everyone just thinks its a thing I say, and no one gets that it’s a reference

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        now and again I just follow it up with Zis is ze earth to get those sweet sweet confused looks or the seldom sly smile.

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      I’m glad I learned about this today, it’s hilarious. It reminds me of sam onella and bill wurtz.

      • shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Sam onella turned out to be a full on fashy. Said the hard r, had some bad takes about queer people, the whole 9 yards. Too small to have been cancelled but I’m still disappointed

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    Girlfriend’s age?

    Schfifty-Five

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      My IQ?

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        Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

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    I said come on fhqwhgads

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      Everybody to the limit!

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        It’s me, it’s to the limit

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      The system, is down.

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        “Caleb, are you making a tiny tent out of my jacket?”

        “…I am now.”

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      i love u

      -fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbhksdabkfabkveybvf

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    All I have to say is “TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!”

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      “Burninatung the houses”

      • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

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    Hello. I like rusty spoons.

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      deleted by creator

      • moncharleskey@lemmy.zip
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        Hhhuuuubert Cumberdale

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      Best of em all imho. Genius.

    • potajito@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Ahead of its time. Art.

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    Ol’ Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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      Who the hell was Aaron Carter, anyway?

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        Who could say, he just came out of the blue after all

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    RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING… BANANA PHONE!

    Or, My personal favorite…

    A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

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      Don’t you do Raffi dirty like that. He’s an international treasure, and he’s still doing sold-out shows for the “Beluga Grads” to bring their kids to. My oldest has seen him twice (once with us, and then we got tickets for my MIL to take him one Christmas). My youngest never saw him (damn COVID).

      Man is wholesome as fuck and he’s still making new songs.

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        Wait, did he do “Noodles ony back” too?

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      I’m glad I forgot this one, and am pissed off I read it, stupid banana phone

      It’s too late for me…

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    Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

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      Dumbledore

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        Ron Weasley!

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      Dumbledooooore!

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        Snape? Kids? … Nakey time!

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    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

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      Mushroom mushroom!

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        Snake! Oh it’s a snake!

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    deleted by creator

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      POOOOOORK IT’S THE MEAT OF KINGS

    • Kedly@lemm.ee
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      IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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    Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

    Yes I can still sing it

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      Is that how it’s told now? Is it oh so old?

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        Doorknob ankle cold

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      Charlie… Candy mountain charlie…

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        We’re on a bridge, Charlie!

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