I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

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      I fucking wish this was AI.

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    and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely… sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I’m on the ballot. I’m not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

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    “I don’t do this with men very often…”

    Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

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    “Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course.”

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        So you’re saying perversion is akin to creating a map based on the most efficient paths of a mycelium network?

        Maybe Japan should’ve first applied this technology towards displacing perverted greedy degenerates before mapping out efficient systems of mass transportation?

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      This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it’s not that he’s gay/bisexual

      He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents

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      I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.

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      No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it’s like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he’s there. Bro

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      For sure a bottom though with both ALL genders

      –🫱{(🍊)}🫲–

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          I’m not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I’d put my money on “Donald Trump Fucked Children”

          I’d say “currently fucks”, but I’m fairly certain he can’t take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?

          This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.

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            Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.

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              Trump wears a diaper because he’s fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You’re telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that’s a stretch.

              He wouldn’t have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.

              He’s too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it’s worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.

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                  I’m pretty sure that’s the same person my ex keeps telling me to check out. The very same evil ex that is also really into Joe Rogan.

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    This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

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        It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.

        This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing “the dick touching game” with. Except

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    It had been a while.

    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

    Name was Russell.

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      Well, faster than you can say “shallow grave”, this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin’ my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.”

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        Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.